With all my shortcomings, is the Iron Moron the best you can do? Tsk. Tsk.
Monsieur, I will stick to the issues. The issue of this thread is Everhard. I do not want to ruin this fine thread and must insist that you start ANOTHER thread for each meaningless piece of minutiae that enters your Holmes-loving mind.
I will check back later.
You putain,
Brandon