Now, now. JRV, you must give Monsieur the respect he deserves as an elder statesman of XXXPT. The fact that he is obsessed on Steve Holmes only illustrates Steve's appeal to all fans, straight and otherwise.
Why else would someone devote so much time and energy to the cause? And, please, don't mistake my devotion for being a sucker. I am patiently biding my time waiting for a return to condomless sex scenes. This thread is better than watching the Calgary Flames beat the Vancouver Canucks in overtime in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!
Lest we lose the elderly curmudeon by rambling on too much, let me tell him that, no, I will not marry Erik Everhard. It just wouldn't work out. As for retiring, I think I will have to wait until I find my successor. One thing is for sure, it will not be you.
Saevus Maximus perhaps?
Your buddy,
Brandon