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#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time



OMG I can't stop laughing at this one!!!!





I'm remembering a scene with the great Jessica Jewel. She does her usual double-whatever schtick, takes the one guy's finish, then turns to the other one. He loses focus at the last second, and lands everything on her right eyelid.

At first, she just whines "you missed the mark!". Then, as it soaks into her eye and she isn't allowed to wipe it off, she spits out "I hate you so much right now!".

Hall of Fame porn right there!!
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