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#21. If it takes the male talent more than 30 seconds to cum when he's whacking off into an open mouth/pussy/ass yell fucking CUT! There's nothing worse than watching some cro-mag banging his balls for 5 minutes or more just to see him cough his gloop when you could've been downstairs watching the game instead.



i disagree. it's perversely entertaining to watch this. the guy furiously beating it, vainly trying to get something to happen. and then when he acts like, here it comes, but still nothing. and the chick is just sitting there, cycling through her "i'm so hot and nasty" faces. it's probably a good opportunity for her to imagine what else she could be doing now. good stuff. but that's just what i think. i don't watch the games, anyway.



The best part is when the chick runs out of faces, starts contemplating the life choices that have led her to this point, loses her concentration, and then is taken by surprise when the guy suddenly finishes into her eye.

Rule XX: The more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better. If she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time.

Corollary: The money shot belongs on the face. For variety, 10% or so can be on the chin/neck/tits. Ass, stomach,or internal are scene-killers.
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