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#16. Genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter.

#17. The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months.

#18. If it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp. Don't dress it up as all new scenes.

#19. If the movie is shot in HD, cast girls with good complexions.



I realized we missed a howler or two:

#20. In porn, there is no such thing as good plastic surgery.

#21. If it takes the male talent more than 30 seconds to cum when he's whacking off into an open mouth/pussy/ass yell fucking CUT! There's nothing worse than watching some cro-mag banging his balls for 5 minutes or more just to see him cough his gloop when you could've been downstairs watching the game instead.

So...

#22. Female talent should make male talent cum.
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