Brandon Iron
Platinum X Pictures

Posted - Apr 9 2004 : 06:10:18 PM
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I am grateful that Erik found the time to work for me in I LOVE IT ROUGH #2. We were in Prague and he could easily have decided to take a day off. He didn't. Instead, he helped out a fellow Canuck.
For that, I am truly thankful. He added a lot to the success of that movie.
I think what separates a great performer like Erik from the rest of the pack is that he is just being himself in the scenes. You can't teach someone to fuck like that. They can either do it or they can't. We should all be grateful that he can do it. He is in a league of his own.

"I am grateful that Erik found the time to work for me in I LOVE IT ROUGH #2. We were in Prague and he could easily have decided to take a day off. He didn't. Instead, he helped out a fellow Canuck."
Wow what a great guy. He ought to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. A whore who would give up his day off to fuck for money. Wow that is above and beyond the call of duty. That is almost the same as giving you a kidney. He is such a valiant and courageous guy to put himself out like that.
Why do whores post on public boards?

What a loony bitch. Geez, I hope he didn't hurt himself going out of his way to fuck you, choke you, spit on you and pay you just because you were a couple of hosers stuck in the czech republic. He should be nominated Twerp Of the Year for Time magazine...

"For that, I am truly thankful. He added a lot to the success of that movie."
Thankful? Didn't you pay him to "work" on his day off? Added a lot to the movie? He has done the same scene over and over again for the last four years--even down to the same little girl moaning"OH, god, shit,yes". Too bad since you were in Europe you could not use some of the proven European performers without weird dicks. Why do whores post on public boards?

"I think what separates a great performer like Erik from the rest of the pack is that he is just being himself in the scenes. You can't teach someone to fuck like that"
What a crock of shit. You can't "teach" someone to do that. I wonder what the AVN "performer of the year" would think of that. Dogs do the same thing instinctively and a whole hell of a lot more quietly. Hyperbole much?
Why do "putains etrangers" post on public boards? Manuel and Brian are better all-round performers by far. To name just two. Want others?

I have hired both Manuel and Brian. All this proves is that YOU think they are better than Erik. I think Erik is one of the best.
As to why whores post on boards, I suppose it gives you some reason to exist. I mean, to the best of my knowledge you don't produce movies for me to criticize. You are a consumer who enjoys complaining.
(This, of course, assumes you aren't someone in the industry who is too afraid to use your real name.)
The stress induced by guys like you has caused my hair to thin! That's a high price to pay for all your shit-talking, my friend.
Now I have to promote my movies EVEN MORE on this board so I can sell MORE movies and get a much-needed hair transplant.
Perhaps an afro like Jeff....
Brandon

As to why whores post on boards, I suppose it gives you some reason to exist. Talkin about yourself baldy? You are the one who pays or gets paid to fuck. Dictionary says: that is a WHORE. Either that, or you're a john. I sometimes wonder if you could get laid without paying someone for it? The consumer is allowed to complain. Haven't you ever heard that the customer is always, right? Don't look down upon people who pay for your pathetic sex life to exist. Erik is one of the best, best what? Best assholes in porn? If what we see onscreen is what that guy is really like then that is a true dirtbag we see onscreen. The guy is an asshole who gets paid to fuck. He is either a whore or a john just like you. At least he has hair, but no brains, so does that make him a neanderthal?

"We should all be grateful that he can do it. He is in a league of his own."
You are right about being in a league of his own. The Weirdest Dick In Porn League. We should be grateful? A foreigner--like you--who comes to this country to fuck? He takes away work form our own to do the same scene over and over. Directors like you are too lazy to give the next Brian a chance so you just hire the same guy cuz he can get wood. I still think that it is only foreign whores who feel the need to pimp their products. I think we have been too welcoming. I only hope that since Ashcroft is giving the industry a tough time he decides to look at you carpetbaggers. How many lies did you tell to get in? How many "work permits" do you neglect getting. I would love to see Mitch and and Alek in jail. And we should be grateful? Obviously no native born could do what he does. After all you can't teach that. BTW since it is legal in BC,Ont, and Que you marry Mitch and you could fuck him in matrimony for a change. Merci M. Chauve Putain

"I still think that it is only foreign whores who feel the need to pimp their products."

You're right! BTW, it has served me very well, too! Be that as it may, I will take a more subtle approach and start an "adult industry discussion forum," post banners from my company, and create many anonymous posters who use clever bon-mots a la "Monsieur" to get my points across to the denizens of pornland.
I have learned a lot from well-educated pornophiles such as yourself, Monsieur. Merci pour tout!
Au revoir.
Ton ami,
Balding Brandon

P.S. Please remind me to whore out my next release. I believe it's BELL BOTTOMS #2 on April 27th....simulaneous on DVD and VHS, of course. You can see Teagan, Kayla Marie, Jada Fire, Barbara Summer, Misty, and Monica get fucked by Michael Stefano (AVN Male Performer of the Year), Erik Everhard (AVN Male Performer of the Year nominee), Mandingo, Chris Charming, and George Reno. This movie has anal, ATM, ATOGM, D.P., cum eating, facials, ass worship, deepthroat blowjobs, and strong sex. The DVD is loaded with extras. Box cover is up at www.platinumxpictures.com. Soon after it's release, it will be added to www.clubpxp.com, our members site.
If I forget to pimp my movie here, don't worry! I will make sure I put the word out everywhere I can. All to please grateful fans such as yourself. Without your support, my friend, I would have given up a long time ago and stayed at a different company. I would have been happy to eat the crumbs left on the table. Now I have my OWN table, one that has a special place reserved just for you, my friend. Thanks, again, for letting me participate in this "adult industry discussion forum." It's been a pleasure to give you all the information you desire about Platinum X Pictures product.
Enjoy!

I am pleased you are pimping your products so we will know about them I am also pleased that you tell us which guys are in it. As soon as I see Everhard or Holmes in a movie it is automatically off my list. My whole goal is to alert fans to the same old crap that is being distributed by your company and others. Chris Charming good grief that guy is probabbly older than Holmes (well maybe not).
If what i am saying is what you consider support you are in more trouble than i thought. I have a feeling your table is like Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard (is that grandpa Holmes love?) Thanks for your complimentery comments on my posts. I do hope you are successful and remember to pay your taxes. I would hate for you to get into the same difficulty as Ginger Lynn ( not )Ashcroft is after you guys.
How do I claim my place at the table?, and just for the record --you are not "ton ami"--you are "votre ami"--hard to believe, but I am older than you--and as a Canuck you should show respect. --ton ami--Monsieur--bonne chance Putain

So if I understand you correctly (and I hate to belabour the point), you dislike ALL movies that have either Chris Charming or Steve Holmes in them? Is this correct, you old porn curmudgeon? Because a lot of companies have hired Chris and/or Steve. Even venerable JM Productions has hired them if I am not mistaken.
Where is the outrage? You are selective in your rants and methinks you doth protest too much.
On another note, there is very little protesting in TEN LITTLE PIGGIES #4, which comes out May 25th on both DVD and VHS. There are 10 girls in this one starting with Monica, Serena South, Crystal Ray, Katin, Angela Stone, Smokie Flame, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Amber Simpson, and Kiara Rose. The guys are Michael Stefano, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, and me. There is anal, ATM, ATOGM, foot worship, cum eating, group sex, footjobs, and facials. DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Photo Gallery, Photo Shoot coverage, Serena South's Toe Talk, More Tease, Please!, Director's Biography, website information, and Little Ballerina (Amber Simpson demonstrates her ballet skills and tries on her ballet shoes). Box is up at www.platinumxpictures.com and it will be added to the members section of www.clubpxp.com.
This series offers more toes than many foot fetish series on the market.
Enjoy!

I'll try to explain this so that even you will be able to understand it. Better yet I'll let another porn star do it for me. In an interview with your great good friend Roger T. Pipe Vince said: "I will not become an eyesore to the
industry. I will not be Ron Jeremy and be hated by thousands. He thinks he is loved by millions, but we see him as a pain in the ass. He should not be taking his clothes off. Sorry Ronny, but someone has to tell you. There are a few guys in the business who should be retired. They know who they are. If they had any self esteem, they would quit."

You and Holmes should follow Vince's great example and quit being in front of the camera. As many producers and directors have said over and over--they would be very pleased with a greater number of guys to choose from--yet no one will give new guys a chance. It is always :You hire me and I'll hire You" So will you invite this board when you go to BC to marry Mitch?
Rather than put words in my mouth--the only ones that IWILL NOT rent/buy if they are in them are Erik and Holmes.

Does this mean you don't want to see TEN LITTLE PIGGIES #4?

Does that mean you are dodging the post? No not even for free. Dion once offered to send some--i declined telling him if Holmes or Everhard are in them i will pass.--Now don't dodgee heart of the comment--Chauve Putain.

Monsieur, how long has it been since you saw Mark Davis? Brandon, Erik and even Steve are in great shape by comparison.

I'm not sure how old Steve Holmes is, but his cock seems to work rather more reliably than most 20-year-old stud-wannabes.

In any case, what is your infatuation with watching the guys? I spend most of my time looking at the girls.

Now, now. JRV, you must give Monsieur the respect he deserves as an elder statesman of XXXPT. The fact that he is obsessed on Steve Holmes only illustrates Steve's appeal to all fans, straight and otherwise.
Why else would someone devote so much time and energy to the cause? And, please, don't mistake my devotion for being a sucker. I am patiently biding my time waiting for a return to condomless sex scenes. This thread is better than watching the Calgary Flames beat the Vancouver Canucks in overtime in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!
Lest we lose the elderly curmudeon by rambling on too much, let me tell him that, no, I will not marry Erik Everhard. It just wouldn't work out. As for retiring, I think I will have to wait until I find my successor. One thing is for sure, it will not be you.
Saevus Maximus perhaps?
Your buddy,
Brandon

Hey Chauve Putain--I find it strange that you attack the writer rather than addressing the subjects brought up. Why not comment on Vince's points? As to Mark Davis he should also get some self-esteem. I could have named others who should find another line of work, but Grandpa was under discussion. Now try to stick to the subject rather than trying to psychoanalyze me over many miles. I could be sharing a room with Holmes in the nursing home, but you still should stick to the subject. As to your successor there are many available. You could probabbly just walk out and get some homeless person. At least there would be a good chance he would be a native. Beware Ashcroft is after you!!!--What about my place at the table?--Monsieur

Poor Monsieur! Your dementia is surely taking hold of your feeble mind quicker than I expected! The subject of this thread was Erik Everhard, not Steve Holmes or Vince Vouyer or whatever other hobgoblins are roaming around in your wrinkled, liver-spotted head.
I am sorry you seem to lose your focus and sincerly hope the medical industry can find some sort of drug that prevents these demons from controlling your thoughts.
Have you considered some sort of long-term care facility?
I will ask Steve to recommend one for you.
Brandon

Again with the usual personal attacks. You did the same when Roger criticized you and you had to be warned on ADT with your usual nonsense. Now try not to revert to your little pre-pubescent little girl answers and address the issues. As far as I can see the issues were always getting new blood on the guy side rather than the same old partners in the WOW pictures. Nice try though. (not really) Now comment on what Vince had to say. Beware Ashcroft is after you.

It's kind of funny how the porn people like Queersarman and this hoser Iron with the fake fucking names always pull out that whoever they're fighting is hiding behind a name. Then, they also try to dis the board user as some loser on a chat board. Is that irony? or is that the Iron moron? hey that's a good name for his next series: The Iron Moron Fucks Again! Hey, Brandon, go ahead and use that free of charge.

With all my shortcomings, is the Iron Moron the best you can do? Tsk. Tsk.
Monsieur, I will stick to the issues. The issue of this thread is Everhard. I do not want to ruin this fine thread and must insist that you start ANOTHER thread for each meaningless piece of minutiae that enters your Holmes-loving mind.
I will check back later.
You putain,
Brandon

Lurid: You are not some loser. You are simply misguided. Please start more threads about me so I can do more promotion, shilling, and hype of Platinum X Pictures.
It gives me a lot of fun to be the focus of your attention.
Thank you,
Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com

Since I started the thread I guess I can decide whether or not it is about old farts in porn or not--Now try to stick to the issue "Ma petite chouette". I realise when bullies are challenged they quickly retreat. Ton parrain Monsieur.

As long as there are Canadian teams still in the Stanley Cup playoffs, please refrain from disrespecting my country of origin.
The putain/Balding Brandon/maker of half-assed DVDs/Candy Ass

Hey Putain--you are doing well dodging (not really). Merci beaucoup "con"--True colors are being revealed. I think I get really pissed that jerks carpetbag here taking our "fucking" jobs--Ton parrain--Monsieur

Was there a question in that rant or are you just warming up?

Good answer!!!!Good answer!!!

Please...no compliments! I prefer you to be your true asshole self.
Now, as you French say, "En Garde!"
B.B.

Me French? I am a native of the USA--I am not a second-rate carpetbagger. Now let's keep that straight. I am proud of my ancestry. Check out Den's suggestions from CAVR--nice to see a critic who is not a kiss-ass. Will you comment on that "poulet"?

43 and posing with two hot bitches . Be honest, Brandon sent you over here to rub it in, didn't he?

If you are 43 you are a walking advertisement to stay away from the hard life of porn. You look at least 15 years older. Why not read Vince's comment about self-esteem?

Man Sewer: It is obvious to all of us that you are infatuated with Vince Vouyer as much as Tony Malice is infatuated with me. Being from Canada, I am a very tolerant person, but I would ask that you direct a little more attention to the women of porn. Please, Sir, stop focusing your mind on penises!
Why don't you and Tony just start dating each other?? You both have similar interests. C'mon, Mademoiselle, give love a chance!!
Brandon

3A--DTI

Sorry -- I guess you did--rather than answer his pre-pubescent nonsense( he gets off on that--not working now) I decided I would just answer with the above rather than repeating myself--3A--DTI=attack,attack,attackk Do the issues--Monsieur

I gotcha, I remember now.

Zenman: Please inform Mademoiselle that his acronyms are getting boring and that he needs some new material. Who says I am not working? The truth is I have never worked harder! I am busy doing my part to take Platinum X Pictures to the "next level," as my friend Mark Wood calls it. Man Sewer will be relegated to his proper place on the lowest level and will remain there until he posts the street date of BELL BOTTOMS #2.
Thank you,
Brandon Iron
www.platinumxpictures.com

3A-DTI (attack,attack, attack--Do the issues)--Monsieur

You may not be the oldest--but you certainly look like it--but for 55 not bad-porn has been very bad to you for a so-called 43 y/0--crap as Vince would say where is your self-esteem?--Monsieur

You would have been better off nor posting. The original question which the chickens at WOW keep avoiding is why do foreign whores post on public boards? I would have much to say about your sad pathetic appearances in video (do you have a mirror?), but you have seen most of it on that other board, and like Baldy you ignored it then too.
Do you believe we are so stupid that we would think those 12 girls you refer to on your birthday would have been there had they not been paid? How does an old man feel knowing that each girl he is with is fantasizing about someone young enough to be your son? What do you think those very gals would think if they saw you in a bar? I'm sure most would wonder when your shift as the janitor was beginning. I wish you well, and I'm sure the marketplace will catch up with you. What bothers me very much is that each time you appear you are depriving some as yet undiscovered talent.
At your site on Yahoo you admitted that between 17-21 you had many homosexual encounters. So I'm sure you appreciate the fact that you would not be attracted to you. So before I get slammed because people are saying I'm gay--all I'm saying is the same thing that most obeservers of porn are saying--let's expand the pool of male talent and allow the old guys to maintain what little dignity they have left and go out like others--John Leslie, Paul Thomaa, Tom Byron, and Vince to name a few. To quote you on ADT--"It is like being with prostitutes that other people pay for". That is your profession--So who paid for those 12 you are so proud of?

was brandon really banned? i want him/mons back as posters to pretend theyre disparate humans