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Slutmutant: Good one!
I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. A lobster is in the running for Performer of the Year. Much debate will center around whether to separate mammals from amphibians. Should we include warm-blooded AND cold-blooded life forms? Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle? Can Jim Powers possible get ultra-hot Brigette Kerkove to outdo her infamous chopstick scene with all 8 arms of an octopus? JM Productions will break into zoos and aquariums to find their next lead stars. Katie Gold will return in THE COCADILE HUNTER, where she will be mounted by a crocadile then sue because she was specifically told she would work with an uncircumcised alligator. Ashcroft will be going nuts. Is it beastiality or just bestiality, as in the best damn porn you have ever fucking seen in your xxx-lovin' life!
Thank you, Jeff, for leading porn in the right direction.
You are a leader among men...and squid, too.

Brandon
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Damn it Brandon, it is a FAKE squid. You rock jeff.