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#20293 - 04/11/04 08:13 AM Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
Astrux Offline
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Registered: 04/10/04
Posts: 19
We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !

http://www.astrux.com


Edited by Astrux (04/11/04 04:09 PM)

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#20294 - 04/11/04 05:22 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
HORSE SHIT! You must have never seen any of the porn from Private Video in Europe. They shoot on thier own private yacht which is worth well over 3 million. And in some of Joey Silveras' movies they are fucking in the back of an ElCamino, which is of course priceless!

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#20295 - 04/11/04 05:26 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Oh Yeah, I almost forgot. Girl/Girl scenes suck. I wanna see Destiny get fucked by someone other than her boyfriend. How fucking lame. Those two girls could rub cunts on the moon and I could care less.

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#20296 - 04/12/04 06:13 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
Astrux Offline
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Registered: 04/10/04
Posts: 19
wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !

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#20297 - 04/12/04 06:56 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

And in some of Joey Silveras' movies they are fucking in the back of an ElCamino, which is of course priceless!



And don't forget Rodney Moore's Blastrovan ...
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#20298 - 04/12/04 06:56 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Quote:

wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !


I will wait and see. I like to think of myself as a positive pervert .....I mean person...and do not want to discourage you in any way. When will it be out? Will you send me a copy? And is there any fisting?.....Just kidding but I can always hope. Right?

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#20299 - 04/13/04 05:45 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
No dude.This is the most expensive prop ever used in a fuck flick.Feast your eyes on the squid from Perverted Stories 25.



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Edited by Jeff Steward (04/13/04 05:46 AM)
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#20300 - 04/14/04 07:46 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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#20301 - 05/04/04 02:49 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
slave2porn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/17/03
Posts: 64
Loc: chATSwOrTH
Quote:

We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !




congratulations its now worth 3.00 from all the oozing cooze paint removers that glopped everywhere ... hahhaha
whatever.
it can be the best scene in the world, if the chicks not right it sucks.... period

by the way we shoot on the planet earth and last I heard it was pricless. -- OH I kill me.

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#20302 - 05/04/04 03:24 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Jeff, does that squid fuck her? It would be like jap. tentacle porn.
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#20303 - 05/05/04 05:30 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Yes the squid fucks her.Check it out dude its some crazy shit.
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#20304 - 05/05/04 06:38 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
The squid fucks better than Brandon Iron.
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#20305 - 05/05/04 06:56 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Slutmutant: Good one!
I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. A lobster is in the running for Performer of the Year. Much debate will center around whether to separate mammals from amphibians. Should we include warm-blooded AND cold-blooded life forms? Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle? Can Jim Powers possible get ultra-hot Brigette Kerkove to outdo her infamous chopstick scene with all 8 arms of an octopus? JM Productions will break into zoos and aquariums to find their next lead stars. Katie Gold will return in THE COCADILE HUNTER, where she will be mounted by a crocadile then sue because she was specifically told she would work with an uncircumcised alligator. Ashcroft will be going nuts. Is it beastiality or just bestiality, as in the best damn porn you have ever fucking seen in your xxx-lovin' life!
Thank you, Jeff, for leading porn in the right direction.
You are a leader among men...and squid, too.

Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com

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#20306 - 05/05/04 08:40 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Frankie5Angels Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
Quote:

Slutmutant: Good one!
I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. A lobster is in the running for Performer of the Year. Much debate will center around whether to separate mammals from amphibians. Should we include warm-blooded AND cold-blooded life forms? Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle? Can Jim Powers possible get ultra-hot Brigette Kerkove to outdo her infamous chopstick scene with all 8 arms of an octopus? JM Productions will break into zoos and aquariums to find their next lead stars. Katie Gold will return in THE COCADILE HUNTER, where she will be mounted by a crocadile then sue because she was specifically told she would work with an uncircumcised alligator. Ashcroft will be going nuts. Is it beastiality or just bestiality, as in the best damn porn you have ever fucking seen in your xxx-lovin' life!
Thank you, Jeff, for leading porn in the right direction.
You are a leader among men...and squid, too.

Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com





Damn it Brandon, it is a FAKE squid. You rock jeff.

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#20307 - 05/05/04 09:37 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle?




I would watch her fuck a swordfish. [image]http://tinyurl.com/2yub9[/image]
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#20308 - 05/05/04 11:36 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Sure sounds like Brandon is jealous of Jeff . Maybe if he spent more time worrying about his own product instead of bashing on everyone he could produce something stroke worthy .Just a thought .
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#20309 - 05/05/04 02:56 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Londo Mollari Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Nyc
Quote:

Slutmutant: Good one!
I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com





Just wait and see, Brandon will take this idea and use it in one of his upcoming movies. It will be a squid and fish fucking spectacular.

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#20310 - 05/05/04 06:10 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Actually Brandon came up with a good name for a porn parody: The Cocadile Hunter. I don't know about circumcising the crocodile though.
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#20311 - 05/06/04 05:36 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Just wait and see, Brandon will take this idea and use it in one of his upcoming movies. It will be a squid and fish fucking spectacular.




So true.Some of us are leaders while others just follow.At JM Productions we dont follow trends,we create them!
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#20312 - 05/06/04 06:43 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com





LMFAO!!!!!!


Oh BTW, about the best thing Destiny has ever done is bob for weiners from a toilet on Stern. I got wood.

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#20313 - 05/07/04 10:24 AM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History
Steve_Holmes Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 58
In Antwort auf:

You are a leader among men...and squid, too.

Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com




Hi Brandon,

you're funny. I really like that idea even if I loose my job though.

Steve Holmes
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#20314 - 05/07/04 10:43 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !




BIG FUCKING DEAL!

As if we wankers are going to rent porn just to see a goddamn CAR and a lame girl/girl scene!

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#20315 - 05/07/04 10:44 PM Re: Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !




BIGGER FUCKINGER DEAL!!!

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