Excuse me for asking, but why is Spaceballs Mullen considered such a visionary for taking "J-Lo" and turning it into "J-Ho?" Hasn't porn been parodying mainstream movies since...forever. Edward Penishands? Porn on the 4th of July? Splendor in the Ass? I'm guessing almost every 4th grade male has already come up with "Britney Rears" and "J-Ho" jokes, so Jeff "Martin" Mullen better not break his elbow patting himself on the back.

Jeff...let me help you with you next releases:

Lucy Liu = Lucy "Spew"
Anna Kournikova...well that one is too obvious
Maria Carey = Mary Carey
Elisha Cuthbert = Elisha "Cuntbert"
Sharon Stone = Sharon "Bone"
Sigourney Weaver = Signourney "Beaver"



Only in porn does a whore rejoice making Page 6 of the Post.