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#20293 - 04/11/04 08:13 AM
Most Expensive Prop Ever used in Porn History !
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We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !
http://www.astrux.com
Edited by Astrux (04/11/04 04:09 PM)
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#20296 - 04/12/04 06:13 AM
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wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !
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#20298 - 04/12/04 06:56 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
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wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !
I will wait and see. I like to think of myself as a positive pervert .....I mean person...and do not want to discourage you in any way. When will it be out? Will you send me a copy? And is there any fisting?.....Just kidding but I can always hope. Right?
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#20301 - 05/04/04 02:49 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/17/03
Posts: 64
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We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !
congratulations its now worth 3.00 from all the oozing cooze paint removers that glopped everywhere ... hahhaha whatever. it can be the best scene in the world, if the chicks not right it sucks.... period
by the way we shoot on the planet earth and last I heard it was pricless. -- OH I kill me.
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#20305 - 05/05/04 06:56 AM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Slutmutant: Good one! I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. A lobster is in the running for Performer of the Year. Much debate will center around whether to separate mammals from amphibians. Should we include warm-blooded AND cold-blooded life forms? Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle? Can Jim Powers possible get ultra-hot Brigette Kerkove to outdo her infamous chopstick scene with all 8 arms of an octopus? JM Productions will break into zoos and aquariums to find their next lead stars. Katie Gold will return in THE COCADILE HUNTER, where she will be mounted by a crocadile then sue because she was specifically told she would work with an uncircumcised alligator. Ashcroft will be going nuts. Is it beastiality or just bestiality, as in the best damn porn you have ever fucking seen in your xxx-lovin' life! Thank you, Jeff, for leading porn in the right direction. You are a leader among men...and squid, too. Brandon www.platinumxpictures.com
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#20306 - 05/05/04 08:40 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
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Slutmutant: Good one! I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. A lobster is in the running for Performer of the Year. Much debate will center around whether to separate mammals from amphibians. Should we include warm-blooded AND cold-blooded life forms? Will Arianna Jollee fuck a blackmonk fish? AVN will be criticized for not setting clear criteria between european squid and north american squid. Who has the biggest tentacle? Can Jim Powers possible get ultra-hot Brigette Kerkove to outdo her infamous chopstick scene with all 8 arms of an octopus? JM Productions will break into zoos and aquariums to find their next lead stars. Katie Gold will return in THE COCADILE HUNTER, where she will be mounted by a crocadile then sue because she was specifically told she would work with an uncircumcised alligator. Ashcroft will be going nuts. Is it beastiality or just bestiality, as in the best damn porn you have ever fucking seen in your xxx-lovin' life! Thank you, Jeff, for leading porn in the right direction. You are a leader among men...and squid, too.
Brandon www.platinumxpictures.com
Damn it Brandon, it is a FAKE squid. You rock jeff.
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#20308 - 05/05/04 11:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
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Sure sounds like Brandon is jealous of Jeff . Maybe if he spent more time worrying about his own product instead of bashing on everyone he could produce something stroke worthy .Just a thought .
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#20309 - 05/05/04 02:56 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Nyc
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Slutmutant: Good one! I have a feeling that this is what most porn fans want to see....squid fucking hot girls. By this time next year, I predict crustaceans and other sea life will replace Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and many others. Brandon www.platinumxpictures.com
Just wait and see, Brandon will take this idea and use it in one of his upcoming movies. It will be a squid and fish fucking spectacular.
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#20313 - 05/07/04 10:24 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 58
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In Antwort auf:
You are a leader among men...and squid, too.
Brandon www.platinumxpictures.com
Hi Brandon,
you're funny. I really like that idea even if I loose my job though.
Steve Holmes
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#20314 - 05/07/04 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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We are a new company, working on our first film. We filmed a scene with the most expensive prop ever used in porn history. A Girl/Girl scene on top of a $3 Million dollar Mercedes !
BIG FUCKING DEAL!
As if we wankers are going to rent porn just to see a goddamn CAR and a lame girl/girl scene!
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#20315 - 05/07/04 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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wait till you see our girl/girl scene..... we even have Bill Margold in the film !
BIGGER FUCKINGER DEAL!!!
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