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#202482 - 11/19/06 09:17 PM
Monkey the only who thinks new posters suck?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Am I the only old time poster who thinks the new batch of xpters suck major donkey balls?. Poll it. I might take my short break from the board that i take a few times to regain my soul and mind now and hope that the new posters either suck a whole lot less when i return of are boxed. Then again It might be the baby talking, getting close.
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#202483 - 11/19/06 09:53 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/05/06
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#202485 - 11/20/06 01:27 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I think Conky and Gonzo Girl are both excellent new posters...are there any specific newbies that have raised your ire? Personally, I'd like it better if we just banned birdshit1 and maybe ben too...
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#202486 - 11/20/06 01:49 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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birdshit is the worst over the top poster ever. I'm not buying into that shit for a second. Somebody has to fess up. Who came up with that one? Coochie? CM? I agree with Dan on gonzogirl. I still think conky is nick manning.
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#202488 - 11/20/06 06:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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All new posters suck, it takes time to insinuate yourself into the rhythm here. The trick is not being decapitated in the mean while. Warning for those posters who continue to suck: woe and misery shall be visited upon thee.
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#202489 - 11/20/06 07:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Everyone needs their own style, sincere and not contrived....and you should mix it up a bit.
My only consistent concern at this point is contracting out to a reliable yet discreet goon squad to beat the fuck out of smelly monkey so that he returns slightly less crippled than me ( I will allow him the use of Canadian Crutches.)
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#202490 - 11/20/06 07:46 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I agree with Dan on gonzogirl. I still think conky is nick manning.
Nope...Conky PM'ed me, and at no point in the course of the message did he go 'NYARGHHHH! DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS' or 'NYEAAAHHH! TYPIN' FUCKIN' PM's', so I feel it is safe to say that he is not Nick Manning.
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#202492 - 11/20/06 09:15 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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stupid joke i thought of the other day: --What sorority did the porn girls rush? --Eta cream pi. ha ha. i need to get out more.
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#202493 - 11/20/06 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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stupid joke i thought of the other day: --What sorority did the porn girls rush? --Eta cream pi.
ha ha. i need to get out more.
Damn. You're just an open book, aren't you?
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#202495 - 11/20/06 10:44 AM
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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I don,t know if i count...... But in the future i will strive to "suck" even more than i do now...And make even dumber posts....! Thanks everyone...!
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#202498 - 11/20/06 12:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't think either of you two were being referenced. I'm not speaking for monkey but I welcome both of you
ethebody and birdshit1 = shit conky and gonzogirl = shinola
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#202501 - 11/20/06 03:11 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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I know I'll regret this when I get the answer, but Monkey, when you say "new posters" how new are you talking about?
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#202504 - 11/20/06 04:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Youre damn straight youre not speaking for me, because they all stink, and they can all suck my man butter through a straw.
Man butter? Wait a God damned minute here!
Smelly Monkey=Nick Manning!
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS!
busted. look what i just found!
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193661-monkeymanning.jpg1.jpg (59 downloads)
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#202506 - 11/23/06 04:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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missed this when it still had that new-thread smell. conky and gonzo=solid.
not sure if he counts as "new" but TMonty's a fine addition.
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#202507 - 11/23/06 11:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
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Well before I thought some of the people were teasing. However I did not think that I was new because I have been a valued member for a long time. Well I guess that nobody really likes me except for a couple of the people and that makes me sad and depressed. Well that is why I don't stop drinking maybe because I don't have too many friends. Well I know that I used to be smart before I attended AA sometimes I don't drinkf for a couple of days. Well I just wanted to make friends here on the board however well nevermind. And also I thought that bornyo and james were really nice however maybe they arereally mean. Well I don't think that anybody is better than other people. Maybe I can watch tv and play my video games. I don't get that much money so that's why I can't rent movies all of the time. Well I will still attend this years event however I hope that it will still be fun like the last time. Well I am sorry for everything.
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#202509 - 11/24/06 12:48 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
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all of us will be here right in my head, we can have party i know that you and dave "he's my 16th other personality" have been arguing but we can make this work you can use our right hand well you finger our as and dave can us the left now lets all get back in the tree house and make some of those fantastic cookies. much love, pornloser78 aka pornloser aka boardhate aka fucktard ok that's enough for now i don't have that much time i think the pharmacy closes soon and i need my valtrex Quote:
Well before I thought some of the people were teasing. However I did not think that I was new because I have been a valued member for a long time. Well I guess that nobody really likes me except for a couple of the people and that makes me sad and depressed. Well that is why I don't stop drinking maybe because I don't have too many friends.
Well I know that I used to be smart before I attended AA sometimes I don't drinkf for a couple of days. Well I just wanted to make friends here on the board however well nevermind.
And also I thought that bornyo and james were really nice however maybe they arereally mean. Well I don't think that anybody is better than other people. Maybe I can watch tv and play my video games. I don't get that much money so that's why I can't rent movies all of the time. Well I will still attend this years event however I hope that it will still be fun like the last time. Well I am sorry for everything.

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#202511 - 11/24/06 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Where? Quote:
...because I have been a valued member for a long time.
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#202512 - 11/24/06 09:43 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Yeah the new posters SUCK
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#202514 - 11/28/06 01:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
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i would just like to state the tara thread is my first 5 star one and I am very proud to have gotten a big old group hate going, I couldnt of done it without you guys!
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#202515 - 11/28/06 09:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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Well I am confused do you mean if somebody says bad or hateful things that they really like you? Well I knew that I had to have at least a couple frinds lol! Well here on the board I meant lol! Well I have a list however some of the people did not reply such as BORNYO. GIA HOLLY THE KING JAMES GONZOGIRL LOOPNODE HAPPY ENDING Well there are others however I don't want to fill this thread up unless I make another one. Thanks!
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#202516 - 11/28/06 11:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Well I have a list however some of the people did not reply such as BORNYO.
Leave me out of this please.
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#202517 - 11/29/06 02:38 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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If Happy Ending wasn't so obviously a guy hiding behind a Tia Tanaka avatar, it would have my vote. Even so, third place behind Conky and Gonzo Girl is nothing to be ashamed of...
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#202518 - 11/29/06 09:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
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Well I have a list however some of the people did not reply such as BORNYO.
Leave me out of this please.
To BORNYO I was only being nice and want to be friends! Well I did not begin this thread so I did not put you in it. Well ZENMAN gave me FIVE STARS!
Well if you change your mind then I will. So can we be friends? Thanks!

And also ps why don't you like me?
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#202519 - 11/30/06 09:01 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#202521 - 12/03/06 09:50 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Everyone sucks, bunch of homosexuals into pure faggotry is what you all are.
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#202522 - 08/01/07 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Bump.
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#202523 - 08/01/07 02:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's been a real rowdy bunch.
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#202524 - 08/01/07 02:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I actually used to enjoy birdshit1. he reminded me of this guy. maybe the white version.
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#202528 - 08/01/07 11:36 PM
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Porn Icon
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#202531 - 08/02/07 07:55 AM
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