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we suck on purpose. it gives the monkey something to bitch about. everyone knows he's better when he's got something to complain about.

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I looked up to Smelly Monkey as a father figure, maybe with Bishop as my long lost brother in some kind of twisted porno version of The Jerk. Bornyo was going to show me the difference between shit and Shinola. But no. And now the man I hoped would mentor me thinks I suck. Just like my real fuckin' dad. Now I have to shoot him all over again. Motherfucker.

Oh well. At least I still have Jamesn (as the twisted Vietnam Vet uncle who molested me) to look up to.

But worst of all? Being grouped with Birdshit1 or Ethebody. Man, that really, really sucks.