1) It's her dream to have a child? It's my dream to win an Oscar but it doesn't mean I deserve it. Why is it that my friend, a Cornell grad making $250,000/ year and a perfect 10 is barren and ovulates sand, but crack heads have a chance at the breeding game, infecting our already fucked up genepool and overpopulated lower-middle class with her spawn? May she relapse back to smoking crack so the fetus dies in utero. I'll score the rocks myself if necessary.
Roxetta, how far along are you so I know what my deadline is to getting you into a full blown addiction by the 3 month mark?
2) Gen, good call on your avatar. Good call. Makes me love Monkey even more. Uncanny that Monkey used to be your pimp.
3) Why is Rocksetta capitalizing random words mid-sentence? Is she German?