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#202381 - 11/18/06 02:45 PM LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 04/17/04
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from lukeisblack. it's not a person yet, just fucking take a mattock, available from home depot or lowe's for ten dollars and strike her stomach with it. the good thing about using this tool is on the way out, it'll rip her entire reproductive system out when you pull backwards so she can't do this again. thanks in advance, jamesn

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#202382 - 11/18/06 02:58 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Errrrrrraahhhh, I hereby second the motion put forth by the gentleman from Massachusetts, and ask that it be passed forthwith.

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#202383 - 11/18/06 03:00 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i believe said woman was in the news within the last 1-2 months as being an active crackhead, the kid must die.
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#202384 - 11/18/06 03:03 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 04/20/03
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She has no right to have a child. SOMETIMES I wish we had those crazy China laws or something more hardcore than that. Poor kid. All the wrong people seem to not take birth control or forget to take it because they're missing more than a few screws.

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#202385 - 11/18/06 03:50 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1) It's her dream to have a child? It's my dream to win an Oscar but it doesn't mean I deserve it. Why is it that my friend, a Cornell grad making $250,000/ year and a perfect 10 is barren and ovulates sand, but crack heads have a chance at the breeding game, infecting our already fucked up genepool and overpopulated lower-middle class with her spawn? May she relapse back to smoking crack so the fetus dies in utero. I'll score the rocks myself if necessary. Roxetta, how far along are you so I know what my deadline is to getting you into a full blown addiction by the 3 month mark?

2) Gen, good call on your avatar. Good call. Makes me love Monkey even more. Uncanny that Monkey used to be your pimp.

3) Why is Rocksetta capitalizing random words mid-sentence? Is she German?
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#202386 - 11/18/06 07:30 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 08/26/03
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...I am in an Apartment.




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#202387 - 11/19/06 06:25 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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When I start to feel sorry for jessi summers I go ahead and read something like this next, fueling my rage. Its sooooooo wrong. You know I just shot my first meatholes scene last week and id never dare think about having a kid in the midst of my drug and sex problems, its clear shes like me and wants to destroy herself and thats fine but if the movie trainspotting has taught me anything its that people like us (roxi and i) aren't supposed to have children.

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#202388 - 11/19/06 06:49 PM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 01/12/05
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#202389 - 11/22/06 12:16 AM Re: LA people please kick her swollen-womb in!
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Wow, I just puked all over my keyboard!
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