Thats reminds me of the time my cat Chinaski tried to give me a blowjob. I think she sensed I was sad due to the mechanical way I stroked her fur. She stomped on my face with her padded feet, and even licked my face but I didn't budge. It wasn't until she wondered between my legs and noticed a big pillar of flesh that I had to chuck her off me. Sometimes I wonder who she thinks I am. I mean, I know am her master, but who does she think she is to me?