my friend has a lovebird, jesus. that dude will hump anything. i was holding him one time and he was playing on my finger. i asked my friend, "what is he doing?". my friend said, "he's having sex with you". i was flattered, but it turns out i am not special. apparently he has sex with the toys in his cage all day long. he don't give a fuck. sexytime.
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They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.