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#202253 - 11/16/06 07:49 PM Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I think i've come to the conclusion that im a bad person, I don't think im evil (max hardcore, ted bundy) but I know im not good (oprah, tom cruise). Im at the reflection point of my life, step 4, bad things you've done on a porn forum. Now seems as good a time as any to cleanse myself of my sinsssss. But im not sure what I can do to change. I mean whenever i see a fleshy disable irish target its like waving a red flag in front of a bull, its in my nature. Same with a professional red headed toilet, I know its wrong and I want to stop but how?. OHH GODDDDDDDDDD. I really really understand the battles simp has with himself, hmmm. HMMM. 12 inch purple monkey. Anyone else here let their penis run their brain?. I should cancel my trip to china. Monkey's current emotional state= _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202254 - 11/16/06 07:58 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#202255 - 11/16/06 07:58 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#202256 - 11/16/06 08:04 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. Well at least until Tony comes to his senses and adds this to the program Quote: It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... I feel like that guy, except I don't look like a ostrich Thank you Holly, in times like these I can always count on you to offer me the hand of friendship _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202257 - 11/16/06 08:10 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Y-T Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/29/06 Posts: 364 Loc: Promoting black on black viole...	Quote: It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... Proof that God is a fan of monkeys' work^
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#202258 - 11/16/06 08:13 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... Proof that God is a fan of monkeys' work^ Nice try but Holly's jewish and jews don't believe in god. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202259 - 11/16/06 08:14 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. Well at least until Tony comes to his senses and adds this to the program Lmao... Use your influence fucker..Fling a weeks worth of shit at big "T" and make it happen.You know my fans would love it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#202260 - 11/16/06 08:16 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Quote: That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. Well at least until Tony comes to his senses and adds this to the program Lmao... Use your influence fucker..Fling a weeks worth of shit at big "T" and make it happen.You know my fans would love it. Kurt _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202261 - 11/16/06 08:24 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Kurt awesome _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#202262 - 11/16/06 08:25 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. Well at least until Tony comes to his senses and adds this to the program Lmao... Use your influence fucker..Fling a weeks worth of shit at big "T" and make it happen.You know my fans would love it. Kurt Ya know fucker..The daburg reference I deserved.This shit,however,is way outta line. Edited by LouCypher (11/16/06 08:26 PM) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#202263 - 11/16/06 08:36 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: That fucken tubgirl graemlin is already wayyy overused.Its in every fucken thread and in no time will surely beat out the "meth" references as the most overused term in xpt history. Well at least until Tony comes to his senses and adds this to the program Lmao... Use your influence fucker..Fling a weeks worth of shit at big "T" and make it happen.You know my fans would love it. Kurt Ya know fucker..The daburg reference I deserved.This shit,however,is way outta line. makes sense though. Want to meet for a coffee?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202264 - 11/16/06 09:09 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
pitchshifty Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/12/05 Posts: 100	Quote: I think i've come to the conclusion that im a bad person, I don't think im evil (max hardcore, ted bundy) but I know im not good (oprah, tom cruise). Im at the reflection point of my life, step 4, bad things you've done on a porn forum. Now seems as good a time as any to cleanse myself of my sinsssss. But im not sure what I can do to change. I mean whenever i see a fleshy disable irish target its like waving a red flag in front of a bull, its in my nature. Same with a professional red headed toilet, I know its wrong and I want to stop but how?. OHH GODDDDDDDDDD. I really really understand the battles simp has with himself, hmmm. HMMM. 12 inch purple monkey. Anyone else here let their penis run their brain?. I should cancel my trip to china. Monkey's current emotional state= For the love of god monkey, please don't allow this temporary flash of moral ambivalence change you, at least not for the better. The abuse you dish out to a certain pontificating cripple fanboy is the only thing that makes scrolling through his seemingly endless and painfully banal prose halfway worth it. _________________________ "godddammm genny p you looking so bangin. a nigga would love to got to battle up against them cancer cells in your punanny. i would battle them with my cock. bangin them till they die." -GUAPO
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#202265 - 11/16/06 09:34 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: I think i've come to the conclusion that im a bad person, I don't think im evil (max hardcore Quote: It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#202266 - 11/16/06 10:04 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5211 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Nice try but Holly's jewish and jews don't believe in god. Huh? Guess you never heard of Moses. _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#202267 - 11/17/06 07:29 AM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Mind boggling and gut churning, these types of "Monkey feels..." Threads. You've become as entertaining as root canal in a dentist office fresh out of Nitrous... What you need to do is this, focus every fiber of your hatred and vitriol on "this fleshy disabled person" and just be what you are ... I am not asking you, I am TELLING you, destroy me in the best way you can. You have Plenty of fodder to do it with because unlike what you have thought all this time, I was here for one reason only...myself. Truth is you are as hackneyed as Andy Rooney off his meds, so go out with a bang (and a whimper...padova isnt even worth a negative smiley anymore, you drove that stake 3 inches below ground) You suck pure and simple.... And thanks for this picture which is now my permamnent remedy for the Holly Radall Flu... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#202268 - 11/17/06 09:00 AM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	pssst hey Holly, did you take the piss? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#202269 - 11/17/06 10:38 AM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Boogarlar can you please keep me out of this? Gosh boy!
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#202270 - 11/17/06 10:44 AM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: I think i've come to the conclusion that im a bad person, I don't think im evil (max hardcore Quote: It's OK Monkey... you can come over to my house and I'll make you hot cocoa in nothing but fuzzy bunny slippers. Then we can watch Garden State over and over and over... Is it just me, or do Max's fingers look unusually stubby? I mean, they kinda look like midget fingers or something... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#202271 - 11/17/06 12:52 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Mind boggling and gut churning, these types of "Monkey feels..." Threads. You've become as entertaining as root canal in a dentist office fresh out of Nitrous... What you need to do is this, focus every fiber of your hatred and vitriol on "this fleshy disabled person" and just be what you are ... I am not asking you, I am TELLING you, destroy me in the best way you can. You have Plenty of fodder to do it with because unlike what you have thought all this time, I was here for one reason only...myself. Truth is you are as hackneyed as Andy Rooney off his meds, so go out with a bang (and a whimper...padova isnt even worth a negative smiley anymore, you drove that stake 3 inches below ground) You suck pure and simple.... And thanks for this picture which is now my permamnent remedy for the Holly Radall Flu... LOL, getting told you suck from da burg is like hitler calling you evil. Praise from caesar _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202272 - 11/17/06 02:00 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: Mind boggling and gut churning, these types of "Monkey feels..." Threads. You've become as entertaining as root canal in a dentist office fresh out of Nitrous... What you need to do is this, focus every fiber of your hatred and vitriol on "this fleshy disabled person" and just be what you are ... I am not asking you, I am TELLING you, destroy me in the best way you can. You have Plenty of fodder to do it with because unlike what you have thought all this time, I was here for one reason only...myself. Truth is you are as hackneyed as Andy Rooney off his meds, so go out with a bang (and a whimper...padova isnt even worth a negative smiley anymore, you drove that stake 3 inches below ground) You suck pure and simple.... And thanks for this picture which is now my permamnent remedy for the Holly Radall Flu... LOL, getting told you suck from da burg is like hitler calling you evil. Praise from caesar LOL, I forgot about that photo... that was taken like 6 or 7 years ago, before I really knew who Max Hardcore was. He is very polite to me in person, though I detest his scenes. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#202273 - 11/17/06 02:22 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hey Dad take it easy on yourself.Did cleetus pour cough syrup in your scotch bottle again! Not to worry God obviously has a sense of humor-shit,look at some of the people he has allowed to live and reach adulthood _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#202274 - 11/17/06 04:09 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Max is actually very polite and cool to talk to in person despite what he does on screen.
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#202275 - 11/17/06 04:22 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Hey Dad take it easy on yourself.Did cleetus pour cough syrup in your scotch bottle again! He was going for the toilet duck the other night Stopped him by telling him his tongue would stay blue _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#202276 - 11/18/06 01:31 PM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: LOL, I forgot about that photo... that was taken like 6 or 7 years ago, before I really knew who Max Hardcore was. He is very polite to me in person, though I detest his scenes. I hope im not the only sick fuck here who thinks max and holly make a cute couple Quote: Hey Dad take it easy on yourself.Did cleetus pour cough syrup in your scotch bottle again! Not to worry God obviously has a sense of humor-shit,look at some of the people he has allowed to live and reach adulthood Yeah I haven't killed or raped anyone so I guess im not that bad but still, I feel ive soiled my soul. Quote: He was going for the toilet duck the other night Stopped him by telling him his tongue would stay blue I believe that cleetus has the most skeletons in his closet, he seems like a nice person who gets along with everyone thats why I think he hunts runaway children by night. Its always the guy you least but always expect if you keep your eye on the prize and your ear to the ground _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#202277 - 11/19/06 11:27 AM Re: Im Pretty Sure God Isn't A Fan Of My Work
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Max actually looks like a normal nice guy, hell he could be your uncle or something. But there's something about the dead teeth in the front offset from the rest that sets off alarms in my head. I'm at a loss to explain this. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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