Nice to see Gram Poonanie spoofing up the Kurtster over here.

Gram, you wag.

Kurt's marketing style is intriguing, inasmuch as he views himself as the star of the show, and not the girls.

Even Brandon has the sense to keep his ugly mug off the sleeves, but I suppose having a semi-clad Kurt on the cover parallels the way Nature gives us warnings:

Black and yellow stripes: keep away, hornet or wasp.
Mouthful of sharp, pointy teeth: keep away, shark, lion etc.
Semi-clad Kurt: keep away, Lockwood at large.

I worry about Kurt's health. All that prancing around shirtless. I expect he suffers an inordinate number of chest colds. Mrs Conky will be happy to knit him a scarf, if need be.