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guys who live the experiences you only dream about.


Steven, those are called nightmares. I'd love to be a preening ex-rocker whose last legitimate non-porn job entailed takling a can of Pledge and a dust rag around Dee Dee's tour bus. Add in the gay makeup, the dildos in your ass, eating your own jizz, the roids, the STD's, the skanky whores who you still have to fuck even though you can smell their cooze from two blocks away...some dream, Steven.