Jealous of who? A mid-30s rock 'n' roll reject who can't learn when to shut the fuck up? A dude who's roided up body is littered with silly choo-choo tats, who wears makeup, who went onto a porn message board disguised as a female poster? Steve, how many nights did you jizz in Sam's babyhole, then slurp those little tadpoles right back out?

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wins awards with his stones

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Steven won the Tom Cruise Anal Plug Award for the faggiest, most distended male anus in the porn biz. Here's your trophy, you Evan Seinfeld wannabe



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