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DEAR XPT ONLINE SUPPORT GROUP FOR JEALOUS HATERS LOSERS WITH NO LIVES

OKAY LET'GO ONE BY ONE. GOT THE ALL CAPS ON LOCK JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF.... AND I AM READY TO BITCH SLAP YE LITTLE WHINY LOSERS OF XPT....AGAIN! HAHA.

OK BORNYO. DOES PAUL FISHBEIN KNOW THIS IS YOU YET, DON HOUSTON? DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPARTIAL AVN WRITER YET YOU POST YOUR JEALOUS BITCH RANTS AS BORNYO? TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE SO UN-IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE CARES THAT IT IS YOU, DON. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME UNDER CONTROL. (I MEAN YOU AND THE OTHER HATERS THINK ABOUT AND POST ABOUT ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. HOW DO YOU RECONCILE YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTINGS WITH YOUR SUPPOSED DISGUST? IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY. ADMIT IT. YOU ARE MY TRUE FANS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR IT. MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. THANK YOU.) ANYWAY, I SENT OUT MY PRESS RELEASE KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE YOU WHO WOULD TAKE THE BAIT AND POST IT ON XPT. IT IS YOU WHO IS MY LITTLE PUPPET, STUPID, YOU WHO JERKS ON THE STRING FOR ME, MY LITTLE BITCH! AND WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BRAINLESS MARIONETTE YOU WERE! EVER SINCE YOU REQUESTED MY FRIENDSHIP ON MYSPACE...HYPOCRITE. (YOU WISH YOU WERE ME SOOOO FUCKING BAD, DON'T YA, BITCH?) ANYWAY, I'M WAVING MY MULIT-AVN AWARD WINNING DICK IN YOUR FACE AGAIN AND WATCHING YOUR MOUTH WATER, FAG! (YOU DISHONOR JOHNNY CASH BY USING HIM AS YOUR AVATAR, HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM OWNING HIS OPINION UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR ANONYMOUS HATE. THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, LOSER.)
CONKY. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME FESTERS WITHIN YOU LIKE A GROWING CANCER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT CONSUME YOU IN A SLOW, HORRIBLE, PAINFUL HATER DEATH. ALL I REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE YOUR POST TO MORONBOY , WHO HAS THE MOST WELL CHOSEN SCREEN NAME OF ALL OF YOU, "I rated you three stars for the inclusion of a major reality check in a Lockwood thread. " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! GEE, "I GAVE YOU THREE STARS ," YOU LOSERS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGS IN THE WORLD! YOU FUCKIN NERDS!! I'M SPENDING MY DAYS AND NIGHTS FUCKING THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD AND MAKING TONS OF DOUGH AND YOU FUCKIN LOSER NERDS ARE GIVING EACH OTHER "THREE FAG STARS" ON HATER GOSSIP BOARDS, HAHA!! YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID AND RETARDED YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW STUPID AND RETARDED YOU ARE ANYMORE. FUCKING VIRGINS! WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BROKE-ASS LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF, HELLO MORONBOY. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING FACTORY MAKING NO FUCKING MONEY PUTTING RUBBER ON TIRES AND THAT'S YOUR LIFE? FIRST OF ALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, YOU NO-LIFE FUCK? OR EVEN LESS, WHAT YOU DO FOR A PISS POOR LIVING, YOU LOSER? YOU ARE POSTING ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. A FUCKING RUBBER FACTORY WORKER? THAT'S YOUR LIFE?!!! OH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. TALK ABOUT LOBBING ME A FUCKING SOFTBALL HERE TO SMACK OUTTA THE PARK! DUDE, SERIOUSLY? I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DID YOUR JOB, HAHA! TALK ABOUT A SMALL LIFE! GEE, YOU REALLY BECAME A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THIS WORLD, HUH?! HAHA, YOU REALLY SET YOUR GOALS HIGH THERE, HUH, RUBBER-FACTORY DUDE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT EVERYDAY, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?? YOU DO THAT TERRIBLE JOB FOR A LIVING AND I AM SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK? I TELL YOU WHAT... THE NEXT TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FUCKING RUBBER ON A TIRE FOR THE ELEVEN MILLIONTH TIME OR WHATEVER, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FUCKING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU EVER JACKED OFF TO BY A BEAUTIFUL POOL OUT IN THE GORGEOUS CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE MAKING MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY THAN YOU DO ALL FUCKING WEEK AT YOUR SHITJOB, YOU FUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER LOSER. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT'S MY LIFE COMPARED TO YOURS. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD YOURS. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF AGAIN, HEY TOOTIE. TRYING TO UNDERSTATE WHO I AM ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. FOR YOU CANNOT DENY THAT I AM INDEED A LITTLE MORE THAN "HIRED TALENT." I AM INDEED, UNDENIABLY, (AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS IN A ROW BEING NOMINATED BY AVN FOR MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR) I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIRED MALE TALENTS IN THE ENTIRE BUSINESS. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT TWENTY OTHER GUYS IN MY PROFESSION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO ARE THE LEVEL THAT I AM AND EARN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT I DO AND SHOOT THEIR OWN MOVIES AND WHO ARE PAID TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. ONE OF TWENTY? THAT IS MORE SPECIALIZED THAN BRAIN SURGERY. I AM REWARDED FOR BEING AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL OF MY PROFESSION WITH WEALTH AND A LIFESTYLE THAT HATER LOSERS LIKE YOU ONLY DREAM OF AND WILL NEVER ENJOY IN YOUR LIFETIME. EVER. SO YOU CAN TRY TO DOWNPLAY MY ACHIEVEMENTS ALL YOU LIKE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. I EARNED MY FANS, MY AWARDS, MY MOVIE BUDGETS, MY BOOKINGS, MY INCOME. NONE OF YOU HATERS CAN EVER TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME. AND GETTING TO THE TOP OF YOUR PROFESSION IS SOMETHING I AM SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. AND AS FAR AS MY RELEASE GOES, THE POWER IN POWER-COUPLE COMES FROM BEING ABLE TO HIRE PEOPLE AND PUT REALLY GOOD MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS FROM DIRECTING THEM OVER SEVEN FEATURE ADULT MOVIES, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFFER ANYONE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFETIME. AS FAR AS ME BEING 'THAT GUY AT THE PARTY,' MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR OUTSIDER-ASS AINT EVEN AT THE FUCKIN PARTY. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? NOT ONLY AM I AT THE PARTY, I GO HOME WITH THE HOTTEST CHICK THERE, BITCH! WHY AM I FUCKING EVEN TALKING TO YOU, LOSERS?
SPEAKING OF TERTIARY, WILLIE D. WASSUP YOU FAT, UGLY FAG. I SEE YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR AVATAR PIC OF YOUR UGLY PIG ASS SINCE I POINTED OUT WHAT A FUCKIN VISUAL EYE-SORE YOU WERE, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE DOUCHEBAG. WHAT'S THE MATTER? TRUTH HURT, TWINKY-BOY? YOUR ANALOGY OF ME TO A JUNIOR BANKER IN L.A. MADE ME LAUGH. THANKS. FIRST OF ALL, IDIOT, I KNOW YOU ALREADY READ WHERE I EXPLAINED THAT WITH THE ADDITION OF MY UPCOMING DIRECTORIAL CONTRACT I WILL BE MAKING JUST UNDER $250,000 A YEAR WHICH FAR SUPERCEDES ANY FUCKING JUNIOR COMMERCIAL BANKER. SO LET'S BE REAL HERE. LET'S GO WITH BANK PRESIDENT, SOMETHING MORE COMMENSURATE. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO WALK IN ANY BANK WITH THE SMALL ARMY OF HOT CHICKS I'VE HAD SEX WITH BECAUSE OF ME CAREER IN ADULT (CLOSE TO 1100 NOW INCLUDING HOT CONTRACT GIRLS LIKE SAVANNAH SAMSON, MERCEDES, DEVON, STEFANI MORGAN, SHOULD I GO ON?) I WANT TO SEE "BANKERBOY' BE OFFERED MY SALARY AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS I HAVE FUCKED AND OFFER HIM TO SWITCH LIVES? WHICH DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA PICK? (HEY, LIKE STUDS TERKEL I HAVE A RESPECT FOR THE NON-HATER WORKING MAN, I WAS ONE MYSELF, AFTER ALL, A LONG TIME AGO.) SO MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT I WOULD WAGER THAT NINETY-FIVE PERCENT WOULD TAKE MY LIFE OVER THERE'S IN A FUCKING HARD-ON HEARTBEAT. BUT THE POINT ISN'T ME VS. BANKERBOY. BANKERBOY HAS A LIFE SO HE DOESN'T POST ON XPT. IT'S ME VS. YOU HATER LOSERS. AND I MAKE MORE THAN ALL OF YOU HATERS COMBINED SO HATE ON THAT YOU FUCKING LEMMINGS. GO WORK YOUR SHIT JOBS FOR SHIT PAY IN YOUR SHIT LIVES. WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO YOU LOSERS?
AND NOW FOR SOME GENERAL RESPONSES. GOD, YOU LOSERS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. OK. I AM GONNA EXPLAIN THIS ONE TIME IN SIMPLE MATH FOR YOU IDIOTS. GAY PORN STARS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN STRAIGHT PORN STARS. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY. IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD DO GAY PORN AND MAKE MORE OF IT. BUT I AM NOT SO I CANNOT. PLUS, AFTER I HAVE FUCKED OVER 1200 WOMEN (PERSONAL AND PRO) THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN CALL ME GAY. IF YOU WANNA HURL HATE SPEECH AT ME YOU FUCKING NAZIS, THEN AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT TERMS. I THINK "BI" IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSING ME OF, NOT GAY. BUT THAT'S HOW FULL OF HATE YOU ALL ARE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE HATE TERMS RIGHT.
NEXT TO LASTLY, I LOVE HOW YOU SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICK AND SAY WHAT A SUPPOSED BEATING I AM MERCILESSLY BEING GIVEN. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS YOUR WORST? HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING HATER RETARDS HAVEN'T LAID A GLOVE ON ME! THAT'S THE TRUTH. I'M TAKING YOUR WORST AND I'M STILL HERE UN-PHASED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE POWERLESS NOBODIES.
YOU ALL KEEP BEGGING ME TO REGISTER. WHY? THE SAME SHIT IS BEING POSTED WHETHER I REGISTER OR NOT. HONETLY, SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I PREFER TO KICK THE SNAKE BASKET NOT CLIMB IN. NEITZCHE SAID, "BATTLE NOT YE WITH MONSTERS, LEST YE BECOME A MONSTER." BESIDES I'VE ALREADY SENT IN MY VIRII, CHUBBY CHICK AND BOTTLE BLONDE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HATER PROGRAMMING. PLUS, XPT IS D.O.A. YOU HATERS LAMENT IT'S WORSENING SHITTINESS EVERYDAY YOURSELVES. YOU JUST WANT ME TO SAVE IT. I WON'T. I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN, LIKE YOU HATERS TRY TO DO TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ADULT BUSINESS. AND I HOPE WHEN XPT DOES DIE, YOU ALL REALIZE JUST HOW WORTHLESS IT ALL WAS AND HOW MUCH PRECIOUS TIME ON EARTH YOU WASTED HATING ON OTHERS.
BOTTOMLINE. UNLIKE YOU HATER LOSERS. I LIVE IN THE REAL REAL WORLD. IN THE REAL WORLD I AM STILL HERE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL AND FUCKING MORE CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST SINCE THIS TREAD STARTED, I HAVE FUCKED TWENTY OR SO WOMEN AND MADE THOUSAND OF DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSER HATERS? WHAT'S THE SCORE? BTW, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY ARE PAID TO FUCK ME BUT WHO CARES? I STILL GET THE HOTTEST SEX EVER AND GUESS WHAT? I AM PAID TO FUCK THESE CHICKS AS WELL, ASSHOLES. A LOT. A KING'S RANSOM. MORE IN ONE MONTH THAN MOST OF YOU MAKE ALL YEAR. AND NOW THAT I AM SINGLE, I AM FUCKING THESE HOT GIRLS OFF CAMERA AS WELL, AND NONE OF US ARE BEING PAID. WE FUCK BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
I TRAVEL THE WORLD. I DO WHAT I LOVE MAKING MOVIES I CREATE FROM SCRATCH MYSELF. NONE OF THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS HATER THREAD BEGAN. SO THIS IS YOUR WORST? IT MEANS NOTHING AND I AM LAUGHING AT YOU. DESPITE YOUR LIES THAT I FUCKED A TRANNY ON SET (THAT WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE. I MEAN, IT SAID I CAME THREE TIMES AND THEN DID A SCENE? HAHA, I MUST BE A FUCKING MACHINE! THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.)
AND AS FAR AS YOU HATERS THINKING I AM EGOTISTICAL. I AM A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU IDIOTS! PLUS, WHO WANTS A MODEST, NICE-GUY PORN STAR IN THE FUCKING TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY LOS ANGELES? HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO HIT UP TOMMY GUNN. HE'S SO NICE HE SHOULD RUN FOR POLITICS. SERIOUSLY. PLUS, YOU HATERS WOULD MISS ME IF I WAS GONE. YOU KNOW IT. NOT TOO MENTION, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' IF YOU CAN DO IT?" WELL, BROTHER, I DO IT EVERY DAY! IN SPADES!
AND FINALLY, I WANT YOU ALL TO CHECK HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN. DO YOU SEE IT CLIMBING INTO THE THOUSANDS? I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS MUCH CONSISTENT, DAILY PRESS WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY. BUT THANKS TO YOU, MY HATER PRESS CORPS., I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT I AM NOT ON EVERYONE'S MINDS AT ALL TIMES. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. IN THE END, YOU LOSER HATERS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? LIKE TURDS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE SUN. I'M PUNK ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU ALL REP THE SOCIETAL NORM AND I AM HERE TO KEEP STICKING A RED HOT POKER RIGHT ABOUT YOUR STUFFY, COLLECTIVE, CONFORMIST, HATER ASSES. LIKE NAS SAID, "YOU CAN HATE ME NOW, BUT I WON'T STOP NOW..."
XOXOX
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD

P.S. HEY, MICHELLE, I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR UGLY MUG. I'M GONNA TALK TO ROSE ON MONDAY (I HAVE A BIG CHECK FOR HER AND HER OTHER ATTRACTIVE GIRLS I HIRED LAST MONTH. UNLIKE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' HAG.) WILL MONEY TALK AND BULLSHIT HATERS LIKE YOU WALK? WE'LL SEE....

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