Long time lurker who was content to just read all this until reading Kirk Blockhead's replies.

Does the fact that he's fucked 1100 hot women make me jealous? Not really. I get to fuck my wife pretty much anytime I want. Besides, no one pays her to have sex with me either, so I guess I can brag about that. And I'm cool with the fact that I haven't slept with 1100 girls. But, I do know that the ones I have slept with never got any sort of payment from me. Besides out of those 1100 girls how many times did you catch something that doesn't scrub off?

I know there was something else that I wanted to add, oh yeah none of the girls I have slept with stuck anything in my ass. Yeah, that was what I was trying to remember.

Hopefully any further posts will be better than this one. Kirk just pissed me off with this holier than thou attitude he has.

Also, Conky, I liked your old avatar better.