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it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you.

Curt's first messages always ended with some line about him going off to screw Luscious Lopez, which always amused me because (i) I always think of her when I get my jones on for a whore with a nose shaped like Argentina, and who joined the list of whores who have done scenes with trannies.

In the end of the last installment, Lockjaw finally admits his one critical flaw.
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I eat up the attention.

I wonder what his attention span is like with a dildo bumping into his prostate gland? Curt, you'll need to send an e-mail to someone else to get the rest of your message posted again.