it cracked me up how kurt said something about, "i'm just waving my dick in your faces and watching you squirm." uh, kurt, unlike you, the guys here don't want dicks in their faces. that would make them gay. like you. i don't care how much ULTRA HOT SEX you have with girls (and dontcha love the way he has to always qualify it as "ultra hot"?), once you take a dick--fake or not-- in your ass, you've gotta face the fact, buddy. "one drop", you know? how's your mother feel about that, kurt? and your dad? i can picture him talking to the guys at work: "hey, look at kurt's new box cover! yeah, that's my boy. he's the one bent over taking a dick in the ass. but it's okay, because he has ULTRA HOT SEX with hundreds of hot chix a day!" you're deluding yourself if you think they're anything less than absolutely disappointed in you. i truly hope you're not an only child.

p.s. if you spellcheck "kurt", one of the choices that comes up is "skirt." ha ha!