Steve, don't forget that you're pushing middle age, and that ultra-hot sex you brag about happens because other people pay those whores to allow you to penetrate them. But I wouldn't expect you to understand...you're Caligula...Caligula was a sociopath, too.

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(AVN male performer of the year nominee now for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS. HATE ON THAT, HAHA!)


You're the Buffalo Bills of porn, you'll never win. In fact, Swami was a Bills fan too, wasn't he. This is all starting to make sense.