AdultFYI 3/27/06

"In every episode we try to create a story line that has a comedic bit to it," Lombard explained. "In Episode 2 we created a character-who- I don't know. Someone said it's kind of similar to someone in the adult industry. We used a mainstream actor." Danny Dagger

Lombard then played a couple of the scenes to see if Wankus could figure out who was being spoofed with Dagger's performance. It took Wankus about two seconds to figure out that it was Kurt Lockwood who was getting roasted.

"If he has a tattoo pointing to his ass I'm going to die," laughed Wankus as he watched Dagger's obnoxious performance.

"Baby there are no other men- the rest are just boys," Dagger is heard telling Syren. Syren next tells Dagger where he can find the makeup room.

"I don't think I'll need makeup," Dagger states.

"Someone in the chatroom says look it's Keanu Reeves doing Kurt Lockwood," Wankus chuckled. Jacy Andrews' character then tells Evan Stone who's playing the director that he scraped the bottom of the barrel with his choice of male leads.

"No one wants to work with that arrogant prick!" Stone pleads with her, that it's just one scene. Dagger then asks Stone if Andrews is going to be able to keep up with him.

"You know, Robert, as the nice guy in porn you're destroying Lockwood right here, you know that," Wankus told Lombard.

"I didn't say it was Kurt Lockwood," Lombard replied innocently.

"You said it without saying it," Wankus added. "That's fucked up."

"Please tell me you put a tattoo with an arrow pointing to his ass, please tell me you did that," Wankus said as he watched more of the footage.

"I'm not saying it's Kurt Lockwood," Lombard kept repeating.

"I know you're not, but we all know it is," Wankus insisted.

During the course of the scene, Dagger's character can't get it up and blames Andrews.

"It's her, man. She's on my no-list," Dagger tells Stone and Andrews mutters something about hiring little boys to do a man's job.