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It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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Sex with Ramone?

The corrupt nature of the awards doesn't make it any less funny when a skank like Diptheria, sorry, Cytherea, thanks her mom and dad live on stage while accepting her piece of plastic. I won the sweepstakes that year at our table. I put down 20 bucks on her craking first. Pun intended.

And just how much would Luke love to get hold of that tape? Oh yeah, baby!

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I happen to know that Mike Ramone left a message on a girls answering machine offering an award for Best New Starlet in exchange for sex. These awards are to guarantee that people buy tables for the show so that Fishbien makes more money. Ramone has been seen making out with girls in the hallway of AVN and also offered Jenna Presley an award for the same deal. It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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This was posted on AVN.com but I just had to search for it today. Weird. Anyway, the funniest bit for me is:

John Stagliano, owner of Evil Angel, told AVN.com, “I’m happy that we were well represented. ... I just wished we were nominated in the music category for Fashionistas: Safado. I worked on that for over a year with a music guy and made it an important part of the movie, so it’s really too bad.”

Yeah, because I know when I watch a porn flick, I turn the music up way loud. Fuck the sex, I'm all about the tunes.

You could stick the old classic "wacka chucka wacka chucka" guitar on it for all I care, just so long as the girls are hot and the sex is off the scale. Upset because the soundtrack didn't get a nom?

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I happen to know that Mike Ramone left a message on a girls answering machine offering an award for Best New Starlet in exchange for sex. These awards are to guarantee that people buy tables for the show so that Fishbien makes more money. Ramone has been seen making out with girls in the hallway of AVN and also offered Jenna Presley an award for the same deal. It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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You guys have gone way too far here. Mike is a nice guy and has made NO refernce to this subject. I am thankful for this nomination and Mike nor anybody else at AVN has asked me for a single thing in return. They are a great group of people and do not deserve this.
THank hotties =D
xoxo Jenna Presley

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Tootie, looks like Jenna's calling you out on this one! If the answering machine message exists, get it to Luke quick.

Bottom line, I like the AVN awards and think they're great for the industry in terms of mainstream PR. But they'll always be up for accusations of corruption, same as fashion magazines where heavy advertisers win product of the year awards. The only awards you can't level this sort of shit at are the ones fans vote for. Anytime a commercial product holds awards, people are going to ask questions.

Jenna, you deserve an award anyway, because you're

Promise me if you win you won't break down and start thanking your folks tho. That way, I won't put my sweepstake money on you

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Anyways Conky...I'm nominating YOU for XPT n00B OF THE YEAR.
You impress son.Not only do you beat out Gonzo(cause you didn't have to flash your bolt ons)But you completely 0wned Kurt Fukwad in a somewhat wordy but t0tally accurate dispensation on said stuntc0cks inadequacies.

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CONKY? FUCKIN' CONKY? can't be-- willie d said if i blew him i had it in the bag! oh well, ::swallows load, clears throat:: "it was an honor just having been nominated." just kiddin'; to paraphrase one of my fave spongebob episodes: "all hail the mighty conky". i hope at least one person chuckled, though, when i figured out that an anagram for "kurt muthafuckin lockwood" is "lurkin fuck took hot cum wad". birdshit1's lookin' strong, though. i'd watch your back, conk.

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Anyways Conky...I'm nominating YOU for XPT n00B OF THE YEAR.
You impress son.Not only do you beat out Gonzo(cause you didn't have to flash your bolt ons)But you completely 0wned Kurt Fukwad in a somewhat wordy but t0tally accurate dispensation on said stuntc0cks inadequacies.

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CONKY? FUCKIN' CONKY? can't be-- willie d said if i blew him i had it in the bag! oh well, ::swallows load, clears throat:: "it was an honor just having been nominated." just kiddin'; to paraphrase one of my fave spongebob episodes: "all hail the mighty conky". i hope at least one person chuckled, though, when i figured out that an anagram for "kurt muthafuckin lockwood" is "lurkin fuck took hot cum wad". birdshit1's lookin' strong, though. i'd watch your back, conk.

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Aww fuck that Gonzo..You know you're the front runner.I was just givin Conky the props he deserves.I'll congratulate you when the time cumzs.

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I happen to know that Mike Ramone left a message on a girls answering machine offering an award for Best New Starlet in exchange for sex. These awards are to guarantee that people buy tables for the show so that Fishbien makes more money. Ramone has been seen making out with girls in the hallway of AVN and also offered Jenna Presley an award for the same deal. It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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I dont spend a whole lot of time dealing with or commenting on any of this stupid shit, but I must interject that this accusation is not off base. Without naming the companies, I happend to know that paying to get Mike Ramone laid is not only practiced but outspokenly expected. I have been approached about getting girls in exchange for coverage in Adult Video News. It seems to me that this whole nomination process is bogus and more to the point so is AVN and what they claim they represent. That's the whole truth and nothing but... Ramone replaced Conelly and we must all play ball....

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I happen to know that Mike Ramone left a message on a girls answering machine offering an award for Best New Starlet in exchange for sex. These awards are to guarantee that people buy tables for the show so that Fishbien makes more money. Ramone has been seen making out with girls in the hallway of AVN and also offered Jenna Presley an award for the same deal. It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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You guys have gone way too far here. Mike is a nice guy and has made NO refernce to this subject. I am thankful for this nomination and Mike nor anybody else at AVN has asked me for a single thing in return. They are a great group of people and do not deserve this.
THank hotties =D
xoxo Jenna Presley

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Well no one would expect for you to respond any differently honey. For the same reason that Ramone thought it was within his right to approach you, it is assumed that damage would be done if you didn't deny any or all of this. You are a great girl for jumping in and covering up his bullshit, but don't think for a minute that he hasn't done it to others. And you wait till the show... cuz an audio of that voice message just might pop up during the awards for everyone to hear... We love you Jenna and Im sorry that you got dragged into this, but fuck Ramone in the ear with a Costa Rican Tree Monkey.

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I know the girl who has the voice mail message saved, and she played it for me and it was creepy, sleazy and down right infuriating. When things like this happen it makes us all look sleazy and plays into what people from the outside think of us. People are tired of AVN and the games they play. Its why companies are pulling booths and why the Expo Mart has more meaning. Fuck Fishbein and all his sour faced "can't get laid" muther fucking cronies. Ramone

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It seems to me that this whole nomination process is bogus and more to the point so is AVN and what they claim they represent. That's the whole truth and nothing but... Ramone replaced Conelly and we must all play ball....

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It seems to me that this whole nomination process is bogus and more to the point so is AVN and what they claim they represent. That's the whole truth and nothing but... Ramone replaced Conelly and we must all play ball....

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Or maybe the whole concept of porno awards is bogus, and buying them with sex merely a mirror on the situation.

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I know the girl who has the voice mail message saved, and she played it for me and it was creepy, sleazy and down right infuriating. When things like this happen it makes us all look sleazy and plays into what people from the outside think of us. People are tired of AVN and the games they play. Its why companies are pulling booths and why the Expo Mart has more meaning. Fuck Fishbein and all his sour faced "can't get laid" muther fucking cronies. Ramone

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Come on. Send it to Puke Bored. It would make his life complete to get AVN off his back!

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Indeed...this would banish those 'Playboy buyout' blues in an instant!

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I happen to know that Mike Ramone left a message on a girls answering machine offering an award for Best New Starlet in exchange for sex. These awards are to guarantee that people buy tables for the show so that Fishbien makes more money. Ramone has been seen making out with girls in the hallway of AVN and also offered Jenna Presley an award for the same deal. It is all corrupt and meaningless as well as pointless....

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I dont spend a whole lot of time dealing with or commenting on any of this stupid shit, but I must interject that this accusation is not off base. Without naming the companies, I happend to know that paying to get Mike Ramone laid is not only practiced but outspokenly expected. I have been approached about getting girls in exchange for coverage in Adult Video News. It seems to me that this whole nomination process is bogus and more to the point so is AVN and what they claim they represent. That's the whole truth and nothing but... Ramone replaced Conelly and we must all play ball....

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