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(voice inside da burglar's head) "Dude, take that fuckin' stupid ass statement down...what the fuck is the matter with you and this chick? It's like a goddamn virus with you, every 6 weeks you get the "Holly Randall Flu" and act like a fucking retard..."




As an effort to defuse any creepy vibes, this fails.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan