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#201755 - 11/15/06 01:43 PM
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ben : genuine douchebag or longest running alt. ID/troll? At first I thought it was the latter, now I just don't know. On one hand, I can't imagine someone actually putting that much time into a fake account. But on the other hand, much like nuclear war, the thought of a person like ben actually being real is just too terrifying to fully comprehend. Let me know what you think.
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#201756 - 11/15/06 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've been wondering the same thing for a while now. I have come to the conclusion that I still don't know for sure. He claims to be Australian, much to horror of the other Aussies, which makes it even more difficult to believe such a panty waste could actually be a real person. I think we need Malice to do a little IP snooping.
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#201757 - 11/15/06 02:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I went with troll/alt id. Like you said, the thought of another "toe jam" type guy walking among us is unsettling. I still want to believe the "toe jam" guy pics were just excellent photoshop manipulation.
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#201758 - 11/15/06 02:06 PM
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Troll. Seems too much like a cartoon character to be the actual persona of who is behind it.
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#201760 - 11/15/06 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I have his snail mail address and has delivered to his address a long while back.
I thought paid professionals went through people like bens mail?
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#201764 - 11/16/06 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Wow, I almost had a fucking coronary reading this.
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About a week goes by, and my buddy receives an envelope from the fan. I warned him not to open it. It looked bulky. But he ignored my wise words and ripped the envelope apart with his bare hands, pulling out a big pile of cum-soaked Kleenex at the same time. The fan just wanted to say, 'Thanks'. My buddy wanted to say, 'MEDIC! MEDIC!' 
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#201765 - 11/17/06 03:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Absolutely true, horrific though it was. The fan had addressed it to the girl (as he did with the first letter), and the way the packet bulged, I just fucking knew it was going to be nasty.
The look on my buddy's face as he stared down at the cum-stained tissues in his hands... I nearly puked laughing.
Ever since then, I've always been real careful opening mail with handwritten addresses!
Then again, I have another friend who made a shitload of cash selling "used panties" through the classifieds. He'd buy some cheap underwear at the market, some tins of tuna, pour the shit in a bowl and then rub the panty gussets in it. Once it'd dried, he'd send them off with a dirty letter to the buyer. He was making 200 bucks a day doing it at one point. Got so busy, he had his brother helping him out! The inginuity of the porn biz never ceases to amaze me.
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#201769 - 11/18/06 02:33 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Absolutely true, horrific though it was. The fan had addressed it to the girl (as he did with the first letter), and the way the packet bulged, I just fucking knew it was going to be nasty.
The look on my buddy's face as he stared down at the cum-stained tissues in his hands... I nearly puked laughing.
Ever since then, I've always been real careful opening mail with handwritten addresses!
I've got to ask...who was the girl who inspired such ardour and adulation?
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#201772 - 11/18/06 06:02 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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I've known of Ben for about five years, was one of the first original 'fan/friends' of mine. I have his snail mail address and has delivered to his address a long while back.
He's a 'real' person just misunderstood and obviously not like the rest of you. I don't know if that's a bad or good thing LOL. 
Thanks Gen for sticking up for me! I am indeed 'real' with a long time crush on Ms Padova.  I'm one of Gen's people! 
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