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Absolutely true, horrific though it was. The fan had addressed it to the girl (as he did with the first letter), and the way the packet bulged, I just fucking knew it was going to be nasty.

The look on my buddy's face as he stared down at the cum-stained tissues in his hands... I nearly puked laughing.

Ever since then, I've always been real careful opening mail with handwritten addresses!



I've got to ask...who was the girl who inspired such ardour and adulation?