Absolutely true, horrific though it was. The fan had addressed it to the girl (as he did with the first letter), and the way the packet bulged, I just fucking knew it was going to be nasty.

The look on my buddy's face as he stared down at the cum-stained tissues in his hands... I nearly puked laughing.

Ever since then, I've always been real careful opening mail with handwritten addresses!

Then again, I have another friend who made a shitload of cash selling "used panties" through the classifieds. He'd buy some cheap underwear at the market, some tins of tuna, pour the shit in a bowl and then rub the panty gussets in it. Once it'd dried, he'd send them off with a dirty letter to the buyer. He was making 200 bucks a day doing it at one point. Got so busy, he had his brother helping him out! The inginuity of the porn biz never ceases to amaze me.