Wow, I almost had a fucking coronary reading this.

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About a week goes by, and my buddy receives an envelope from the fan. I warned him not to open it. It looked bulky. But he ignored my wise words and ripped the envelope apart with his bare hands, pulling out a big pile of cum-soaked Kleenex at the same time. The fan just wanted to say, 'Thanks'. My buddy wanted to say, 'MEDIC! MEDIC!'

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