Good call, Moronboy.

Personally, I like to abstain from sex for as long as possible. I call it 'marriage'. That way, I can save it all up for one, big cum-tsunami.

You should've seen the load I dropped a couple of Christmases ago in Thailand. Wow.

Ethebody, are you some kind of tantric sex guru, or are you merely justifying severe impotence? If you were in charge of Brandon Irons' (excuse the phrase) output, we'd be able to watch a whole raft of "Baker's None" movies and, who could forget, the memorable "None to One" range...

Ethebody=Luke Ford