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#201568 - 11/14/06 02:19 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yours?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i am having a few wtf's with some of these nominations. kirsten price: how can she be up for best new starlet AGAIN? wasn't she nominated for the same thing last year? and shy love up for female performer of the year? you've got to be fucking with me. of course, kurt's probably kissing himself on the dick right now. he's probably got his acceptance speech already written, and i bet the words "fuck you, chickenmaster" are in it. on the upside, though, maybe this will be buck angel's year to shine. He/she is up for tranny performer of the year. GO BUCK!  and no nods for sierra? fuck that shit!and i think they forgot to list the categories for "smegmawhore of the year", too. somebody get fishbein on the line, please.
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#201569 - 11/14/06 02:21 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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he's probably got his acceptance speech already written, and i bet the words "fuck you, chickenmaster" are in it.
God I hope so.
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#201572 - 11/14/06 02:45 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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MPR, we get the idea: you don't like Lori Lust.
Whether this is because it's your ex-wife or some other reason, we got the point already. Honestly, are racism and this woman the only things on your mind? If she isn't your ex, then why all the hatred towards her? I'm curious as to why you dedicate your time here to preaching your hatred of "niggers" and verbally abusing Ms. Lust. Could you fill us in, please?
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#201573 - 11/14/06 02:48 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
Posts: 324
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MPR, we get the idea: you don't like Lori Lust.
Whether this is because it's your ex-wife or some other reason, we got the point already. Honestly, are racism and this woman the only things on your mind? If she isn't your ex, then why all the hatred towards her? I'm curious as to why you dedicate your time here to preaching your hatred of "niggers" and verbally abusing Ms. Lust. Could you fill us in, please?
I hate this whore because she's a fraud. She's the biggest fraud in porn. Why I hate niggers? Who doesn't?
It's one thing to be arrogant and an asshole like Kurt Lockwood but at least that asshole doesn't back it up with fraudulent credentials.
Lori Lust promotes herself as the hottest and "best body" in porn. Telling people she's 27 years old. It goes on and on. Does she look 27 years old to you?
Edited by mypornoreview (11/14/06 02:50 PM)
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#201575 - 11/14/06 03:07 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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MPR, we get the idea: you don't like Lori Lust.
Whether this is because it's your ex-wife or some other reason, we got the point already. Honestly, are racism and this woman the only things on your mind? If she isn't your ex, then why all the hatred towards her? I'm curious as to why you dedicate your time here to preaching your hatred of "niggers" and verbally abusing Ms. Lust. Could you fill us in, please?
MB, thanks for putting the N word up in this thread. I was reading it and noticed that MPR hadn't dropped it yet.
Can't be an MPR thread with out the N word.
as you were
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#201576 - 11/14/06 04:06 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Damn dude, you need to get some news meds.
Your obsession with Lori Lust is boring now. Why don't you stop being such a crybaby little bitch.
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#201578 - 11/14/06 04:51 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Does she look 27 years old to you?
Definitely not 27 Earth years. Assuming she's using the Martian year, which lasts 687 Earth days, that would make her a very plausible 50 according to our calendar.
(Yes, I did use an astronomy table and did do the unit conversion.  )
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#201580 - 11/15/06 03:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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I'm assuming that this isn't MPR's favorite cheese, then. Eddie, you should recognize this. Found it on sale in Sydney!
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#201581 - 11/15/06 11:20 AM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Seen this on the Howard Stern show website "Lori described how her ex-husband used to be such a control freak he wouldn't let her watch TV shows with good looking guys in them and forced her to go to bed by 10PM every night. She said she could only watch shows like "Happy Days"
Damn MPR "Happy Days!"  wow you suck.
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#201582 - 11/15/06 04:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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I'm assuming that this isn't MPR's favorite cheese, then. Eddie, you should recognize this. Found it on sale in Sydney!
oh yeah, the mighty coon cheese. the company has been around for a looooooong time, and is named after a guy called Coon who invented a new process of making cheese. when political correctness was invented there were a few challenges to the name, but Coon held firm.
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#201583 - 11/15/06 11:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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I talked to Lori today and she told me she has alot of movies coming out. She also wanted to let her fans know that she'll be attending GlamourCon as well. Lori lust of www.LoriLustxxx.com is busy with two more large releases that just came out.
The first one is a feature by Wicked Pictures with Tommy Gunn called FUCK and also a hot POV called Lexington Steele Pole Position - Lex Pov #6.
Lori said that the Wicked shoot was hard because they had bikinis made of Armour and long horns sticking out of there heads. Every time they would have the sex the horns would collide each other on set. Also it was a hot day where inside temperatures would hit 120 degrees. But she said she loves Tommy and they had the great chemistry so who wouldn't want to see two of the best bodies in the Industry going at it.
Lori said it was a far cry from the Lexington Steele shoot where they had the sex pool side in his backyard.
Lori said " I never wanted to leave it was so much fun and I loved his huge cock."
The two releases are now out on DVD and Lori said she is working out hard on her body and taking acting lessons because she is getting some mainstream offers from cable networks and smaller movie companies.
The best body in the Industry will be bringing her new DVD's to Glamour con Nov 18 th - 19 th by the LAX airport in Downtown Los Angeles.
If you want them autographed. Lori will be in the smaller ballroom by the Playboy Pet of the Year 2006.
Anyone interested in hiring Lori Lust for adult or mainstream can contact her at LoriLust2004@aol.com or at her hire page at www.lorilustxxx.com.
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#201584 - 11/15/06 11:23 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Lori said " I never wanted to leave it was so much fun and I loved his huge cock."
It's ok MPR you still have Lil Lori  She said She can't leave and she loves your small cock.
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#201585 - 11/15/06 11:27 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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lay off him, he's asian, he can't help having a small dick
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#201586 - 11/16/06 06:03 AM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
Posts: 324
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I talked to Lori today and she told me she has alot of movies coming out. She also wanted to let her fans know that she'll be attending GlamourCon as well.
Lori lust of www.LoriLustxxx.com is busy with two more large releases that just came out.
The first one is a feature by Wicked Pictures with Tommy Gunn called FUCK and also a hot POV called Lexington Steele Pole Position - Lex Pov #6.
Lori said that the Wicked shoot was hard because they had bikinis made of Armour and long horns sticking out of there heads. Every time they would have the sex the horns would collide each other on set. Also it was a hot day where inside temperatures would hit 120 degrees. But she said she loves Tommy and they had the great chemistry so who wouldn't want to see two of the best bodies in the Industry going at it.
Lori said it was a far cry from the Lexington Steele shoot where they had the sex pool side in his backyard.
Lori said " I never wanted to leave it was so much fun and I loved his huge cock."
The two releases are now out on DVD and Lori said she is working out hard on her body and taking acting lessons because she is getting some mainstream offers from cable networks and smaller movie companies.
The best body in the Industry will be bringing her new DVD's to Glamour con Nov 18 th - 19 th by the LAX airport in Downtown Los Angeles.
If you want them autographed. Lori will be in the smaller ballroom by the Playboy Pet of the Year 2006.
Anyone interested in hiring Lori Lust for adult or mainstream can contact her at LoriLust2004@aol.com or at her hire page at www.lorilustxxx.com.
Blah blah blah. same horse shit story. She's been saying she's gotten all these mainstream contracts blah blah blah blah. The bitch has been in the business for over a year and there's been less than a dozen movies released with her.
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#201587 - 11/16/06 06:04 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
Posts: 324
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lay off him, he's asian, he can't help having a small dick
As ugly as you are, I wouldn't even talk.
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#201588 - 11/16/06 07:57 AM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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how about this Fishbein quote on avn.com: "i must say how proud i am of the avn staff for vigorously (read: ) watching thousands of titles to come up with these nominations." said fishbein. "it took a month of non-stop viewing (read:  ) to get through all the material". yeah, and another month to clean up all the off the floor. poor bastards. uh, anyone know if their hiring? 
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#201589 - 11/16/06 08:13 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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oh, and congratulations to evan seinfeld on his nomination for "crossover star of the year". he's probably not favored to win, but at least he gets to go home to this every night:
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#201590 - 11/16/06 12:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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#201593 - 11/28/06 07:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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"over 150 confirmed stars "
Hey Holly,
Can they just throw your photo of Mia Rose in the mix like that?
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#201594 - 11/28/06 07:44 PM
Re: AVN nominations are in---Lori Lust where is yo
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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"over 150 confirmed stars "
Meanwhile we find MPR at Sams Costume shop buying a fake beard and sun glasses
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