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#201535 - 11/14/06 10:14 AM
advice needed from mr. max hardcore
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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apologies for not posting this on your personal forum, but i cannot afford the membership fee. (honestly, i spend too much $$$ on your euro dvds-  ) my girlfriend is very obliging during the act of lovemaking. she lets me get away with some shit. (not literally, of course  ) sometimes i "accidentally" cause her to throws up (  ) when she be sucking it. to be honest, i was shocked to find that this occurrence is not nearly as glamorous and erotic in real life as you are able to portray it in your films. her throw up is often smelly. i am distracted, and it interferes with my belief that i am a big man who controls bitches. now, i could just stop abusing her throat in this wise, but, really, this is the only method i am hip to that has the power to produce this belief in me. how do you deal with this stinkiness? you are a pro, and i need your particular wisdom in this area. i do not wish to give up these "accidents". also, is there a method you are aware of to "accidentally" piss in their mouths? it's difficult to pee with an erection, and by the time i am able to get it going, she's usually figured out what i'm up to. still, i love her. 
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#201536 - 11/14/06 11:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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apologies for not posting this on your personal forum, but i cannot afford the membership fee. (honestly, i spend too much $$$ on your euro dvds- )
my girlfriend is very obliging during the act of lovemaking. she lets me get away with some shit. (not literally, of course ) sometimes i "accidentally" cause her to throws up () when she be sucking it. to be honest, i was shocked to find that this occurrence is not nearly as glamorous and erotic in real life as you are able to portray it in your films. her throw up is often smelly. i am distracted, and it interferes with my belief that i am a big man who controls bitches. now, i could just stop abusing her throat in this wise, but, really, this is the only method i am hip to that has the power to produce this belief in me. how do you deal with this stinkiness? you are a pro, and i need your particular wisdom in this area. i do not wish to give up these "accidents".
also, is there a method you are aware of to "accidentally" piss in their mouths? it's difficult to pee with an erection, and by the time i am able to get it going, she's usually figured out what i'm up to. still, i love her.
apparently, windsock is alive and well. and i got a new sig to boot! 
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#201537 - 11/14/06 12:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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at the risk of protesting too much, i will one last time state that i am not the man. though i suppose i am content to be the poor man's windsock in his absence. (use this statement to insult me-  )
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#201538 - 11/14/06 12:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I'd keep your girlfriend for your sweet, sweet love-making and use crack hos and cheap motels for your piss ’n’ puke fests. Face it, you're only gonna drop 10-15 bucks on either of them. Also, you might wanna try cramming Vicks Vapo Rub up your nose. Hey, if it's good enough for crime scene clean up guys, it's good enough for you. One final thing, if you're uncut, make sure you've got all those little bits of diced carrot out from under your foreskin before you go home. That's always a giveaway... 
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#201539 - 11/14/06 12:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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apologies for not posting this on your personal forum, but i cannot afford the membership fee. (honestly, i spend too much $$$ on your euro dvds- )
my girlfriend is very obliging during the act of lovemaking. she lets me get away with some shit. (not literally, of course ) sometimes i "accidentally" cause her to throws up () when she be sucking it. to be honest, i was shocked to find that this occurrence is not nearly as glamorous and erotic in real life as you are able to portray it in your films. her throw up is often smelly. i am distracted, and it interferes with my belief that i am a big man who controls bitches. now, i could just stop abusing her throat in this wise, but, really, this is the only method i am hip to that has the power to produce this belief in me. how do you deal with this stinkiness? you are a pro, and i need your particular wisdom in this area. i do not wish to give up these "accidents".
also, is there a method you are aware of to "accidentally" piss in their mouths? it's difficult to pee with an erection, and by the time i am able to get it going, she's usually figured out what i'm up to. still, i love her.
Oh my GOD dude... first the retarded chick, and now this?!?! I have to admit though, your posts are always entertaining if nothing else.
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#201540 - 11/14/06 01:06 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#201541 - 11/14/06 02:51 PM
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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Heres a little tip for ya...! Put the barrel in your mouth,, and pull real slow.... They say the brain actually keeps working,,,For about 3-4 seconds after your dead....Fuckin cool eh...! Let us know how you make out...?????????? 
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#201547 - 11/24/06 07:19 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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thanksgivin throw-up is the grossest. 
i had the flu yesterday, and, yo, it was nasty. it scuttled any plans to force my penis as far into my girlfriend's throat as possible, then push harder ( ).
mr. hardcore, i am disappointed in your lack of response to this thread. i am still a fan, just a disillusioned one.
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#201548 - 11/24/06 10:28 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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apparently, windsock is alive and well. and i got a new sig to boot!
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#201550 - 11/25/06 10:19 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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this is me, sometimes. 
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