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Smelly Monkey suffering the after-effects of his addiction which has prevented him from holding a steady job since March 2002 (photos courtesy of Club Da Burglar Security)





Other fellow XPT addicts, next booth over (not pictured, Kyoto):




They your room mates at your government funded special care home on one of your many day excursions da burg?. How do the quan crips respond to you kickin it with those fools?.


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My problem dawned on me when I was watching the Trey Parker movie "Orgazmo" with some buddies, and there was a scene with the main character receiving some AVN-type award. The presenter was Max Hardcore, and I blurted out "I can't believe they put him in this movie." My buddies looked at me confused and asked what I was talking about. I said "Uh, nevermind, I thought it was someone else." Recognizing Ron Jeremy in a non-porn movie, that's one thing. Recognizing Max Hardcore in a non-porn movie, then having to explain who he is, that's a completely different story.





no shit, max was in that movie?. I saw that a long time ago and I still remember chasey looking amazing in it even if she did have the acting range of a potato.

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Conky, does the phrase "firewalls diary" mean anything to you?








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LOL you want to hear something sick? I can actually tell who a guy is by his penis ALONE. I had a friend who was reviewing a flick for Cheri, and he had to pair which girl was with which guy in each scene. Even though there was a cast of performers, it didn't specify which guy was with who, and the guys' faces were never in the frame. So he would show me a scene, give me a list of the guys that were in the movie, and I would tell him which guy it was by simply looking at their penis. I was right EVERY TIME. Scary.





Ok Holly, who's penis is this?.
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