Huh. You want to try working in it and explaining it to people at social gatherings. Such as when your new neighbors invite you and yours round for a meal...

Them: "So, what is it that you actually do for a living?"
Me: "I uh, I'm sort of between jobs right now."
Them: "How do you put food on the table?"
Me: "Organized crime. Mainly hookers and off track betting, though. Nothing too bad."

Trust me. It's an easier answer.

Also, explaining the nuances of porn to non-consumers... anyone ever felt like they were the subject of an alien autopsy before?! "Dude, you're an idiot, that's a creampie! Fuck man, don't you know anything? Hey, why are you looking at me like that?"