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I knew I needed help when I knew the difference between ATOGM and AGSOI.


i personally knew i had a problem when i rearranged my local smut store and their profits increased by almost 20% in one month alone. whenever i'm in there i end up helping all the pervs pick which movies to go jerk off to in the back. it's cool, though. the store gives me a discount now. "hi. my name is daniela, and i am a porn addict."


My problem dawned on me when I was watching the Trey Parker movie "Orgazmo" with some buddies, and there was a scene with the main character receiving some AVN-type award. The presenter was Max Hardcore, and I blurted out "I can't believe they put him in this movie." My buddies looked at me confused and asked what I was talking about. I said "Uh, nevermind, I thought it was someone else." Recognizing Ron Jeremy in a non-porn movie, that's one thing. Recognizing Max Hardcore in a non-porn movie, then having to explain who he is, that's a completely different story.
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