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I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.

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Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...

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It brings me great joy to know that you are only a shower chair break away from this happening to you.

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Never happen, I dont use shower chairs anymore, I have a custom made football shaped tub / shower with a mechanical lift for when I am drunk. Only time I use shower chairs is in hotels when I order take out pussy...shower chairs are awesome for sex, especially if there are metal bars on the walls. Unfortunately for someone as flabby and out of shape as Monkey, they would do no good.

Seriously, how did your court appointed attorney get you off? It's important for me to know if I ever pay to have you framed/set up.

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Court appointed attorney?. Mother fucker I get represented by the best. GOAT LAWYER.




Hes so good he could sue god for giving you a gimpy spine and win.


Nice glasses robert duvall, looking like a perverted irish buddha