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#201425 - 11/13/06 04:51 PM What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I know too much, even against my will. Its not fair. I think im going away for a while, It doesn't look like I have a choice in the matter, id say im going to miss you all but it would be a lie.





p.s This has nothing to do with the state of the board or its posters. I think im going to jail
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#201426 - 11/13/06 05:12 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I know what you mean. The past week has been full of unwelcome visitors and I don't mean my period.

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#201427 - 11/13/06 05:39 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
up is down, left is right, i don't know where i'm going with this.

i know it's trendy to bitch about xpt, but for every one solid new poster another 5 irrelevant ones sign up and somehow accumulate 100 posts in a week. it's cyclical and will slowly level out.

first person to point out that i'm a shitty poster and have no right to comment wins a prize.

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#201428 - 11/13/06 05:41 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I wasn't talking about posters Eddie, really. Maybe Monkey was but I doubt it.

I got some unlearning to do.

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#201429 - 11/13/06 05:58 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
i'm a shitty poster
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#201430 - 11/13/06 08:34 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.
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#201431 - 11/13/06 09:18 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
U always do
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#201432 - 11/13/06 09:27 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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U always do





I sorta blame you garfield, you get me so fucking hot.
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#201433 - 11/14/06 01:05 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.




Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...
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#201434 - 11/14/06 08:15 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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up is down, left is right, i don't know where i'm going with this.

i know it's trendy to bitch about xpt, but for every one solid new poster another 5 irrelevant ones sign up and somehow accumulate 100 posts in a week. it's cyclical and will slowly level out.

first person to point out that i'm a shitty poster and have no right to comment wins a prize.




Agreed...Without myself,Conky,and the vodguy making a decent representation,the n00bs around here would really suck.
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#201435 - 11/14/06 08:48 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.




Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...





It brings me great joy to know that you are only a shower chair break away from this happening to you.
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#201436 - 11/14/06 11:06 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.




Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...





It brings me great joy to know that you are only a shower chair break away from this happening to you.




Never happen, I dont use shower chairs anymore, I have a custom made football shaped tub / shower with a mechanical lift for when I am drunk. Only time I use shower chairs is in hotels when I order take out pussy...shower chairs are awesome for sex, especially if there are metal bars on the walls. Unfortunately for someone as flabby and out of shape as Monkey, they would do no good.

Seriously, how did your court appointed attorney get you off? It's important for me to know if I ever pay to have you framed/set up.
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#201437 - 11/15/06 05:38 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.




Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...





It brings me great joy to know that you are only a shower chair break away from this happening to you.




Never happen, I dont use shower chairs anymore, I have a custom made football shaped tub / shower with a mechanical lift for when I am drunk. Only time I use shower chairs is in hotels when I order take out pussy...shower chairs are awesome for sex, especially if there are metal bars on the walls. Unfortunately for someone as flabby and out of shape as Monkey, they would do no good.

Seriously, how did your court appointed attorney get you off? It's important for me to know if I ever pay to have you framed/set up.




Court appointed attorney?. Mother fucker I get represented by the best. GOAT LAWYER.




Hes so good he could sue god for giving you a gimpy spine and win.


Nice glasses robert duvall, looking like a perverted irish buddha
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#201438 - 11/15/06 10:54 PM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I beat the charges, Jeff style. All is well again.




Lemme guess, you did what the dude in Training Day did and stuck a bunch of Extra Chunky Jif up you butt crack then ate it in front of the Judge, and you're now free on Medical Rocognizance of some shrink in Burbank. You are guiltier than Michael Jackson....The criminal justice system sucks in this country...





It brings me great joy to know that you are only a shower chair break away from this happening to you.




Never happen, I dont use shower chairs anymore, I have a custom made football shaped tub / shower with a mechanical lift for when I am drunk. Only time I use shower chairs is in hotels when I order take out pussy...shower chairs are awesome for sex, especially if there are metal bars on the walls. Unfortunately for someone as flabby and out of shape as Monkey, they would do no good.

Seriously, how did your court appointed attorney get you off? It's important for me to know if I ever pay to have you framed/set up.




Court appointed attorney?. Mother fucker I get represented by the best. GOAT LAWYER.




Hes so good he could sue god for giving you a gimpy spine and win.


Nice glasses robert duvall, looking like a perverted irish buddha





You are such a dildo...That's one of my favorite pics, Max Hardcore took it, even though I want to douse the bastard in Diesel and flick ashes from a banana-size joint at him for the crimes against women he has committed.

My ass was on the edge of the seat and I was slipping under the table, I was already legally drunk and had just fed Christie lee's foot to Isabel Ice...

Thta does it, I am going to have a guy in Bucharest steal your identity and charge up a bunch of weapons sales in Minsk so you will have Interpol, ATF and about 5 other branches of Law Enforcement looking for you in about 43 hours...I'd order Pizza and hookers right about now if I were you, you are going inside for ALL DAY...
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#201439 - 11/16/06 12:05 AM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

You are such a dildo...That's one of my favorite pics, Max Hardcore took it, even though I want to douse the bastard in Diesel and flick ashes from a banana-size joint at him for the crimes against women he has committed.

My ass was on the edge of the seat and I was slipping under the table, I was already legally drunk and had just fed Christie lee's foot to Isabel Ice...

Thta does it, I am going to have a guy in Bucharest steal your identity and charge up a bunch of weapons sales in Minsk so you will have Interpol, ATF and about 5 other branches of Law Enforcement looking for you in about 43 hours...I'd order Pizza and hookers right about now if I were you, you are going inside for ALL DAY...





God I hate you. Seriously. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you were behind the kelly wells situation.
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#201440 - 11/16/06 12:37 AM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I was already legally drunk and had just fed Christie lee's foot to Isabel Ice...




That aint all she ate that night. that bitch is fat as fuck. We know where she is hanging out on Sundays at 10:59am, when cheeseburgers go on sale at McDonalds. Da Burg, its a good thing your legs already dont work, cuz with that big bitch sitting on your lap, you legs wouldve been crushed for sure. Someone have to bait her with food to get her outta the club?

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#201441 - 11/16/06 09:36 AM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Da Burg, its a good thing your legs already dont work, cuz with that big bitch sitting on your lap, you legs wouldve been crushed for sure.





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You're all still alive?

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#201442 - 11/16/06 09:44 AM Re: What did I do to deserve this?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

You are such a dildo...That's one of my favorite pics, Max Hardcore took it, even though I want to douse the bastard in Diesel and flick ashes from a banana-size joint at him for the crimes against women he has committed.

My ass was on the edge of the seat and I was slipping under the table, I was already legally drunk and had just fed Christie lee's foot to Isabel Ice...

Thta does it, I am going to have a guy in Bucharest steal your identity and charge up a bunch of weapons sales in Minsk so you will have Interpol, ATF and about 5 other branches of Law Enforcement looking for you in about 43 hours...I'd order Pizza and hookers right about now if I were you, you are going inside for ALL DAY...





God I hate you. Seriously. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you were behind the kelly wells situation.




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