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when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.

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Aw man, that's so gross! Did they make little popping noises as they went? That would be kinda funny....but still..

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yes! well, i remember him saying you could hear each one hit the floor. he also said the girl's snatch smelled so bad two people were spraying lysol all over the room. someone with a bad outbreak of genital warts isn't even supposed to give birth vaginally, but this girl walked in, no prenatal care at all, almost fully dilated, so it was too late for a c-section. he literally