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Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings". 
btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:
"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet" 
Taken from the XPT Dictionary:
Kleet: noun, a white, cheese-like substance with a repugnant, self-important odor, often found lurking around sellers of strap-on sex toys.
Verb: "to Kleet" - to send pointless, rambling messages via MySpace while a woman kicks your back door in with a strap-on.
GG, I'm ashamed to admit that I've used Season's Gleetings to certain friends over the years. Only a handful understood. The others thought it was a typo. But then they would, because I was too embarrassed to tell them they had BV.
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