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Another word for female smegma: Gleet. Repeat after me, "gleet".
Best used in the porn-friendly sentence, "Pleased to gleet you".
Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings". 
btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:
"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet" 
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