They're all celebrities though maybe at different levels of fame. You know you're truly at the top of the list when you get asked to appear on Dancing With The Stars
this gives me an idea. maybe dabella could be jerry springer's next dancing partner on the show: jerry and the bald kid from "facts of life" could dp her while the "saved by the bell" kid shoves his balls down her throat. it would open up new opportunities for jewel to go on adt and call her mother a fat white trash crackwhore.
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