I want to discuss something that has been bothering me for a long time. Alot of you won't care because most of you are male and generally don't notice things like this, but seriously: why can't whores dress themselves? I would assume that when you're averaging a couple grand week, only about half of that is needed to satiate even the most susbstantial drug habit. I've been led to believe that the rest of it goes to designer handbags and clothing to fill up the unnerving emptiness inside, but apparently this is wrong. These girls look like they picked through the leftovers at the RAVE bargain bin for their outfits. Seriously:


A velvet/velour halter top and matching gauchos? There is no excuse for this.


And this, well, I have nothing to say about this except that it proves my point. The striped overkill and mismatched triangular eye makeup make her look like some sort of bizarro harlequin joker whore.