It's a sad fucking day for porn when Nick Manning is the prettiest girl at an industry party.



This girl is so desperate for press and attention she'd show up for a NAMbLA-sponsored event if there was the slightest chance she'd get some coverage out of it. Kinda have to admire her tenacity/delusions of fame.



Down a blood and cum-stained Brazilian alley, in a refrigerator box home tucked between an overturned grocery cart and a pile of dead ladyboys, Smartt clicked open the link to this picture and premature ejaculated.



Shit. I blew my load to soon. I should have saved my last caption for this monster.