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#20113 - 04/07/04 05:01 AM WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Last night I had an awesome idea for American Bukkake. Ladies and gentlemen, pimps and ho's I share with you now my latest invention.."THE CUM-CICLE"....Yes, thats right folks. All you need is a popcicle mold, a freezer, five dozen sperm donors and a camera man!.....Oh yeah, dont forget to bring a cum loving whore! After all the guys cum in the girls mouth she can spit it into the popcicle mold. Then put it in the freezer until it freezes solid. Take it out of the mold and serve it to the whore right away. She can lick it kiss it, suck on it, even stick it up her ass & pussy and then suck on it!!! till every last drop of frozen jizz is consumed! Ta'Da'.
I would like to thank you all for reading about my last nights wet dream.
PHATBOY

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#20114 - 04/07/04 05:43 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Dude that is to fucking sick.I love it!We may just do it in American Bukkake 24.
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#20115 - 04/07/04 04:15 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Bukkake Summit Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 141
Sounds great as long as we can be sure it isn't faked.

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#20116 - 04/08/04 03:27 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
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Sounds great as long as we can be sure it isn't faked.



If Jeff uses the idea I will volinteer to personally fly out to L.A. and serve as "The Bukkake Inspector" to witness and authenticate that only real man goo flavored cumcicles are served and that no substitutes are used.
PHATBOY

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#20117 - 04/08/04 05:35 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
My Grandma said we could borrow these as long as we wash em' out real good before we return them! HA!HA!
PHATBOY


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#20118 - 04/08/04 05:44 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
If we cant get enough cum to fill them all we can just fill the rest of em up with PISS! Ha! PissPops!
PHATBOY

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#20119 - 04/08/04 05:51 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Ya wanna know what else? The whore could eat one of the Cum-Sickles while walking down a busy street! Or in a restaraunt! Is that fucked up or what?
PHATBOY

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#20120 - 04/08/04 01:41 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I'm impressed with this deranged brainstorming about popsicles made of cum. totally absurd almost like dada...
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#20121 - 05/01/04 09:54 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
I hope that everybody has not forgotten about my "Cum-Cicle" idea!
PHATBOY

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#20122 - 05/01/04 01:03 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
ingenius

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#20123 - 05/01/04 04:28 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Quote:

I hope that everybody has not forgotten about my "Cum-Cicle" idea!
PHATBOY




Great idea phatboy, but you just know they will be faking the Cumsicle's ingredients. And the pisspop would be pure lemonade. F'in tricks of the trade.
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#20124 - 05/03/04 05:02 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
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Did you see one of my previous posts where I said I would fly out to L.A. and be "The Bukkake Inspector"? If they fake it (I dont think they will) I will be there to bust them out!
PHATBOY.

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#20125 - 05/03/04 02:04 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Right on Phatboy, but even better, make them pay for your lane ticket and lunch. I think if you take your eye off them for a second they'll be fakin' it (except for Jeff's stuff).
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#20126 - 05/03/04 09:57 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
That's motherfucking sick indeed,for I'm sure that Rob Black will be heavily crying upon why he didn't come up with this idea.
And,I'm sure that if this idea gets used in the next American Bukkake,it's going to keep a lot of filth-seeking fans out of (the current HIV filmmaking prevented film shootings-caused) poon withdrawl.

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#20127 - 05/05/04 09:20 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Frankie5Angels Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
I'd have to buy a tape/dvd like this just out of curiosity, it's so fucking wacky. rock on

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#20128 - 05/05/04 03:07 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Thanks everybody! I appreciate the fact that you all enjoy my perverted ideas. The "Fiesta Bukkake" and "Cumcicle Bukkake" are just a few. There are many more twisted thoughts in my head about all different kinds of porn that could be shot. I dont spill it all because maybe someday I will want to direct porn movies. If I aint getting payed for it, why give it all away? Maybe some ideas but not all, and definately not the raunchiest ones!
The best part is that most of my ideas come to me as dreams. So I have already seen "Cumcicle Bukkake" in a dream I had! The same is true of "Fiesta Bukkake". Which by the way turned out just like I had dreamed (Good Job JM)
Any way thanks again.
PHATBOY

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#20129 - 05/05/04 03:11 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Londo Mollari Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Nyc
Phatboy, You have got some great ideas, I hope to see the cumscicle in the movies soon.

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#20130 - 05/07/04 10:48 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Ozzie Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
Quote:

Phatboy, You have got some great ideas, I hope to see the cumscicle in the movies soon.




Ditto....what a great concept
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#20131 - 05/09/04 08:43 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
krell vid user Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/30/04
Posts: 111
dumbest thing i ever heard of. wouldnt watch it

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#20132 - 06/07/04 01:37 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
or Pissmops could do a PissSickle LOL

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#20133 - 06/07/04 01:38 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
Quote:

dumbest thing i ever heard of. wouldnt watch it




ok negative nancy

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#20134 - 01/28/05 06:32 PM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Someone over in that other forum posted that Jules is using a cumsicle in one of his flicks:

"It's oral-only with the "Cumsicle(TM)"...& it's FeedingFrenzy#7 with DelilahStrong."

Did Phatboy get any props?
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#20135 - 02/20/05 10:55 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

Someone over in that other forum posted that Jules is using a cumsicle in one of his flicks:

"It's oral-only with the "Cumsicle(TM)"...& it's FeedingFrenzy#7 with DelilahStrong."

Did Phatboy get any props?





This idea is not that original. They've done it for a couple of years now in gay porn. Although, they call it the "Devil's Dick".

They get a bunch of dudes to pop into a penis shaped icicle tray until it is full. They next place it in a freezer until it is frozen, then when it's all good and ready they proceed to fuck said gay dude in the ass with it until it melts.

Paul Morris of Treasure Island Media first utilized the "Devil's Dick" in his all-male creampie gangbang film Breeding Mike O'Neill.

Don't ask me how I know any of this...

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#20136 - 02/21/05 08:54 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Don't ask me how I know any of this...




Let me guess.You work at Evil Angel.
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#20137 - 02/21/05 11:54 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

Quote:



Don't ask me how I know any of this...




Let me guess.You work at Evil Angel.






Nope, but pretty close.

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#20138 - 05/05/06 06:28 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
BUMP!

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#20139 - 05/05/06 10:26 AM Re: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER?
kneegrow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
I agree, more public facials or bukkakes are required in porn.

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