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#201008 - 11/11/06 03:42 AM
WillieD Hits 3000, Kurt, Lex Need to be euthanized
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Congrats to Willie D for getting to post number 3000....Willie is the Broad-spectrum Antibiotic that keeps XPT from becoming a out-of-control raging pus-filled infected Gonad, and keeps things tolerable/interesting/funny. His 3000th Hit was this Homerun: Quote:
ATTENTION STUNTCOCK: THESE WHORES ARE BEING PAID FOR THEIR TIME AND MORAL AMBIGUITY. DO NOT ASSUME THEIR PERMISSION TO ALLOW YOU PENIS INSIDE THEIR SHITHOLE IN ANY WAY IMPLES THEY WOULD DO THIS WITHOUT LOTS OF XANAX AND CASH. FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION PLEASE CONTACT TYCE BUNE @ (818) 635-4*** OR KYLE STONE AT (310) 458-2***.
Male attention Whores/Sex Addicts like Kurt and Lex need to be run out of porn, or smothered. They are insufferable...Kurt's latest e-mail/myspace individual hissy fit barrage is pathetic, the last message I saw that he sent to Michele Aston is phenomenal for it's insipid attack upon a FEMALE poster/performer. I'd be ok with Kurt Posting pictures of himself Giggling while standing in Line at a B of A teller as she pays him off his strap-on earnings, but these rants of his are ridiculous.
AS for Lex, he is much simpler: He is a sex addict in addition to being a mentally lazy, not very bright failed Black Stock Broker/Financial planner. He roars when he ejaculates, essentially turning into an animal and exposing his innermost thoughts that show a man who thinks orgasms are the point of living. If you have seen a Lex steele Gonzo scene the last 6 years you know what I mean. I recall a scene from 2001 (?), I think it was a Diabolic production of Down the Hatch where Lex was jerking off into Jewel Denyle's mouth (or Lex was jerking off into a chick's mouth and Jewel was watching the action up close, either or...) and Lex ROARS: "Ahhhhhhhh, Feeels GoooD! It feels Good when cum shoots out of my dick...." The look on Jewel's face was priceless, and my disgust was complete. He kills Porn Scenes' Strokeability....Lex is to porn scenes' enjoyability what Narcan is to Heroin Highs.
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#201010 - 11/11/06 04:35 AM
Re: WillieD Hits 3000, Kurt, Lex Need to be euthan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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awesome mr.d.
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