(Sierra) "For my next act, I'm going to make this notebook disappear in my cunt!! Then maybe the magazines, sweater, and a couple couch cushions, too!"
BEWARE: DO NOT try this at home, such acts are meant for experienced cum dumpsters only!
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You mean you don't work at a gas station? Shit, I thought that was how you hooked up with these stoner whores. Maybe went into the bathroom & smoked a doobie or something? Are you certain you're not AC Cream in disguise?
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No, no, no ..........she said "rough toilet paper at a gas station bathroom".
There is only one minion, and you are not him. We call your type "fanboys". Get used to it, it's not a term of endearment or admiration. It's about two steps from being stalker.
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Call me what you will, but at least I'm the "minion" of two hot porn chicks, and not the lapdog of a known molester of farm dwelling critters.