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#200804 - 11/13/06 12:46 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!
Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.
Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.
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#200805 - 11/13/06 12:57 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.
Glad I could touch a nerve animeboy. You wish you could be anything but what you are.
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#200807 - 11/13/06 07:15 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!
Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.
"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.
Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic. 
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#200808 - 11/13/06 07:24 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.
Glad I could touch a nerve animeboy. You wish you could be anything but what you are.
Have you resorted to talking to yourself on here as well as in reality? I can't wait to see your reply to yourself..................well, that is, if you don't leave before you get in one last hate filled barb ......on yourself.
Cheer up, dude. I bet there's somebody, somewhere that likes you. I hear Al-Quieda's always looking for new suicide bombers.
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#200809 - 11/13/06 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.
Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic.
Keep up the good work, you have all the makings of the cages next version of firewall / green lantern.
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#200810 - 11/13/06 07:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Glad I could touch a nerve animeboy. You wish you could be anything but what you are.
Wrong CM, Hyde is cool because, like alt.porn, he doesn't really care about being cool. 
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#200812 - 11/13/06 09:19 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.
Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic.
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Have you resorted to talking to yourself on here as well as in reality? I can't wait to see your reply to yourself..................well, that is, if you don't leave before you get in one last hate filled barb ......on yourself.
Cheer up, dude. I bet there's somebody, somewhere that likes you. I hear Al-Quieda's always looking for new suicide bombers.
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#200813 - 11/13/06 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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(Sierra) "For my next act, I'm going to make this notebook disappear in my cunt!! Then maybe the magazines, sweater, and a couple couch cushions, too!"
BEWARE: DO NOT try this at home, such acts are meant for experienced cum dumpsters only!
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You mean you don't work at a gas station? Shit, I thought that was how you hooked up with these stoner whores. Maybe went into the bathroom & smoked a doobie or something? Are you certain you're not AC Cream in disguise?
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No, no, no ..........she said "rough toilet paper at a gas station bathroom".
There is only one minion, and you are not him. We call your type "fanboys". Get used to it, it's not a term of endearment or admiration. It's about two steps from being stalker.
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Call me what you will, but at least I'm the "minion" of two hot porn chicks, and not the lapdog of a known molester of farm dwelling critters.
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#200814 - 11/13/06 06:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Please tell me this was coined on Myspace or some other shithead site where future stalkers meet their potential victims?
Have you ever counted the number of stacked up pizza boxes in Hillary's abode? I'm curious.
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Not that I need to explain this to the likes of you or anybody else, but the term "minion" is a little inside joke between myself and Hill. Nothing more.
No, it's the tongue of a small animal which her hungry cunt swallowed up during the last yeast infection.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#200815 - 11/15/06 12:51 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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so much to read=chicken's still got the touch with the marionnette-strings, lee doesn't understand pride whatsoever and it may be impossible to explain to him why what he's doing isn't cool. he's the myspace-generation's green lantern. conky can post. have2cit can attack. all is well.
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#200816 - 11/16/06 11:05 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 5
Loc: UK
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Fuck me!..this site is fucking crazy! I joined this forum a few days ago, looking for some advice on decent adult movie sites. Now i find myself drawn in to the fucking madness that this site seems to be.
There's some crazy fucking posts here man. Should i resist and keep what sanity i have left?, or give in to the sheer madness and join the fun?, lol!
Kev
ps, i daren't even use the normal smilies for fear of ridicule.
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#200817 - 11/16/06 01:04 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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If you retain any shred of faith in the inherent goodness in man, then leave now. If, however, you're a callous and jaded cynic prepared to see people in all their petty, spiteful, parasitic, back-stabbing, sycophantic, hypocritical wretchedness*... then by all means, pull up a seat and enjoy. No good will come of it.
*In xpt parlance, any display of this behavior is usually described as "humor"
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#200818 - 11/16/06 01:19 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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You nailed it. The whole site is like a perverse social experiment gone wrong. If a computer was left alone to self-code a binary version of Planet of the Apes, I think it would probably look like this board. Only with more ones and zeroes.
I find it makes a refreshing change from spousal abuse, and my parole officer is right behind me on that.
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#200820 - 11/16/06 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Put it this way, how many charities actually return the shit you give them? Huh? How damned many?! And some of that stuff could house several homeless families, too. It's a sick world when a 59 foot plaid mumu can't be used to cover up earthquake victims in Pakistan just because of a "strange stain". The upside, a-course is:  The downside is getting my climbing gear on beforehand.
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#200821 - 11/16/06 02:24 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 5
Loc: UK
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stay or go?...mmmmmm..right i'm off to have a wank and think it over........
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#200823 - 11/16/06 03:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Damn!!! It is on up in this motherfucker!!  Where is that ejaculate overspray that calls himself mypornoreview? He is late for his retroactive abortion. His mother may have failed in her attempts to end that pregnancy but I am willing to turn back the clock on that ass...  What up bitch?
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#200824 - 11/16/06 03:23 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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Damn!!! It is on up in this motherfucker!!
Where is that ejaculate overspray that calls himself mypornoreview? He is late for his retroactive abortion.
His mother may have failed in her attempts to end that pregnancy but I am willing to turn back the clock on that ass... What up bitch?
my nigga back! good lookin out bish.
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#200825 - 11/16/06 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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#200827 - 11/16/06 03:34 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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and another thing whats all this rhetoric about guapo not being black?I have drank the kool-aid and raised the bail for this nigga.He's as black as he needs to be...
it wasnt just any ol kool aid either. im talking about the 110 proof kool aid!
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#200828 - 11/16/06 10:14 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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110 proof is for pussies. Try some 190 proof pure grain in that aid. 
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