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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.

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